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Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!


pawian 161 | 9,971
9 Jul 2009 #1
This is the report that is a big hit on all odd news forums all over the world.

swimming in Poland

Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel's mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named.

The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.
Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel.

Filios1 8 | 1,336
9 Jul 2009 #2
Wow... that would have had to be one smart sperm!
ShawnH 8 | 1,498
9 Jul 2009 #3
Or a recently engineered variety - without the use of men
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8142104.stm
Eurola 4 | 1,906
9 Jul 2009 #4
daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

Yep, and peeing outdoor against the wind can do the same thing.
Scary! Watch out girls! Lol.
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
9 Jul 2009 #5
the hotel’s mixed-sex pool

Are there single sex swimming pools?.

Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.

I do not know Mr.s Kwiatkowskas but mother tend to believe that there children can do no wrong.
I am not calling her a liar but I think you all know what I mean.

that would have had to be one smart sperm

Well the probability is quite remote, i suppose it depends on how much sperm there was in the pool. (eeeewwww!!!).
How does she know it was from the swimming pool?.
ShelleyS 14 | 2,893
9 Jul 2009 #6
Does this mean I can really get pregant from sitting on toilet seats?
OP pawian 161 | 9,971
9 Jul 2009 #7
If it is used by a lasciovious horny guy before you .... who knows..... better be careful...
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240
10 Jul 2009 #8
ha ha priceless! how embarassing... mrs Kwiatkowska should just acknowledge the fact that her daughter is a little kur**
Jihozapad
10 Jul 2009 #9
haha innit, reminds me of that Ali G scene when he talks to the vicar about the Virgin Birth and says "yeah but I know lots of girls who got pregnant and say 'how can this be?' too", lol :)
pgtx 29 | 3,159
10 Jul 2009 #10
13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip

lol.... omg... i didn't laugh that good for a while now, thanks Kwiatkowska!... i'm sure she's a virgin... maybe the same had happened to the Virgin Mary when she was swimming...

ah....jeez...my belly....hurts... lol
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240
10 Jul 2009 #11
it's crazy but many people believe it's actually possible. when i was at highschool the priest who taught us religia said once that us girls should test our boyfriends and their love by telling them we fell pregnant after swimming together and see what they do. the look on people's faces was more funny than this advice...
Seanus 15 | 19,706
10 Jul 2009 #12
It was her sperm-eating vagina that pulled aside her swimsuit and sucked it in, right? Wow, even Jesus didn't perform miracles on that scale ;) ;) ;)
Daisy 3 | 1,227
10 Jul 2009 #13
Does this mean I can really get pregant from sitting on toilet seats?

Of course you can, but you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up, everyone knows that :)
terri 1 | 1,627
10 Jul 2009 #14
And another old wives' tale: "you can't get pregnant if you jump up and down after your 'session'".
plk123 8 | 4,150
10 Jul 2009 #15
Well the probability is quite remote,

impossible.. crack a biology 101 book, eh.

Does this mean I can really get pregant from sitting on toilet seats?

no but you can catch other "little ones"

.my belly....hurts... lol

may want to check the colors... ;) :P :D

Of course you can,

i'll give you the same advice as i gave to seanBM..
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240
10 Jul 2009 #16
can't get pregnant when the girl's on top. gravity.

;)
frd 7 | 1,399
10 Jul 2009 #17
every sperm is sacred...
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240
10 Jul 2009 #18
very true if you're an impotent man ;D
jump_bunny 5 | 237
10 Jul 2009 #19
I remember somebody asking me whether you can get pregnant using the same bathtub as men. It's unbelievable some people really don't have elementary knowledge about their own physiology.
Ob1wan - | 19
10 Jul 2009 #20
What I want to know is, what was she wearing in the Pool to get pregnant?? Cant have been much? Was she naked while swimming?? Was there a man in there previously who was spotted doing the breast stroke before she was impregnated?? :))
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 Jul 2009 #21
impossible.. crack a biology 101 book, eh.

As i said it depends on how much water was in the pool ;)
scarbyirp
10 Jul 2009 #22
Was it a gene pool?
Ob1wan - | 19
10 Jul 2009 #23
This would have been a better picture for the first post! :))


  • Strange Man Spotted in Eygptian Pool
Cardno85 31 | 976
10 Jul 2009 #24
It's unbelievable some people really don't have elementary knowledge about their own physiology.

Really worrying infact. This is why people who campaign against decent sex education are idiots.
mets2redsox0 - | 40
11 Jul 2009 #25
Jul 11, 09, 00:36 - Thread attached on merging:
Magdalena claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming??

Did anyone read this?,

The pool can be a dangerous place: Kids can get sunburned or slip on the wet deck. But can the pool get you pregnant?

Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?

The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an American thing.
osiol 55 | 3,922
11 Jul 2009 #26
The world's first chlorine-dodging sperm.
plk123 8 | 4,150
11 Jul 2009 #27
yes, it dodged the panties and the hymen.. heck of a swimmer.. should give michael phelps run for his money. :D :D :D
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
11 Jul 2009 #28
.....

Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip,

Suspicious that Aquaman was staying at the hotel at that time.......
terri 1 | 1,627
11 Jul 2009 #29
Once the baby is born, it should have a unique DNA, surely, it is only a matter of obtaining the DNA from all men working and staying at the hotel at the time to establish whose sperm it was. Now that would be interesting. Some man is the father of the child and should pay alimony.

This might just prevent other girls jumping into pools where men (and young boys) have previously been -
...if this was the answer, it would solve the problem of so many women not able to et pregnant - what good luck that this has happened.
scarbyirp
11 Jul 2009 #30
Some man is the father of the child and should pay alimony.

What if he is just a drip?


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