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mucker
7 Aug 2010 #1
met this gorgeous polish lady the other week. been on a few dates and must say she is totally different to the english girls Ive dated (which is a good thing)

Just wondering what to do and not to do. as obviously culture differences are massive and I dont want to insult her or put my foot in it in anyway.
beckski 12 | 1,617
7 Aug 2010 #2
Just wondering what to do and not to do

The best advice I can give you is to take things at your own pace. Don't be in a rush, expecting to completely understand each other right away. Your relationship will eventually fall into place.
Wulkan - | 3,251
7 Aug 2010 #3
as obviously culture differences are massive

so what part of England you come from? Ill skip this area on a road trip around the country Im going for very soon.
softhearted63 1 | 8
8 Aug 2010 #4
My advice is - be careful. Many of these Polish girls are, as you say, 'gorgeous'. But remember, if it looks too good to be true...

My own experience, coupled with much anecdotal evidence, suggests that these shiny apple Polish girls are often rotten inside. They have learned the power of their looks over us blokes and turn it to their advantage. You may have been lucky this time - and I do hope so - but watch for the tell-tale signs: prying into everything you do, using emotional blackmail to get her own way, making you jealous with other guys...JUST BE CAREFUL!
plk123 8 | 4,150
8 Aug 2010 #5
mucker

run buddy, run.
scottie1113 7 | 898
8 Aug 2010 #7
Expect disaster and don't be surprised when it happens. Bail out now before it's too late.
MinaD 1 | 25
2 Mar 2012 #8
This is cute!! :D But just because she is Polish, does not mean you have to make different precautions then you would with a girl of your own nationality.

Just be polite, dont rush anything, be interested in her origins and listen occasionally :P
Richfilth 6 | 415
2 Mar 2012 #9
obviously culture differences are massive

You're completely right. In Poland, giving flowers is a polite way of saying "I hope you die in a fire" and a gift of chocolates is only done on February 30th. In contrast, looking a Polish woman in the eye and saying outright "it's time for us to have sex" is the only way to initiate coitus; you must do it by the third date or she'll presume you are gay.
Amathyst 19 | 2,702
2 Mar 2012 #10
met this gorgeous polish lady the other week. been on a few dates and must say she is totally different to the english girls Ive dated (which is a good thing)

yawn yawn yawn, your failings with English ladies is your problem, not theirs..

run buddy, run.

Hun, I cant wait to see his posts in a few weeks when he bemoans about Polish women being the sporn of the devil! :D

Just wondering what to do and not to do. as obviously culture differences are massive and I dont want to insult her or put my foot in it in anyway.

Where do you think Poland is?

My own experience, coupled with much anecdotal evidence, suggests that these shiny apple Polish girls are often rotten inside. They have learned the power of their looks over us blokes and turn it to their advantage. You may have been lucky this time - and I do hope so - but watch for the tell-tale signs: prying into everything you do, using emotional blackmail to get her own way, making you jealous with other guys...JUST BE CAREFUL!

That could be any female...

This is cute!! :D But just because she is Polish, does not mean you have to make different precautions then you would with a girl of your own nationality.
Just be polite, dont rush anything, be interested in her origins and listen occasionally :P

This is why he couldnt make it with girls of his own nationality...he obviously doesnt know how to treat a "woman"...Not cute, rather tragic...

You're completely right. In Poland, giving flowers is a polite way of saying "I hope you die in a fire" and a gift of chocolates is only done on February 30th. In contrast, looking a Polish woman in the eye and saying outright "it's time for us to have sex" is the only way to initiate coitus; you must do it by the third date or she'll presume you are gay.

Love it!
irishguy11 6 | 157
2 Mar 2012 #11
It is really simply, you treat a girl the way you would treat anyone you love. If there are differences after this, then it is not going to work out.
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
3 Mar 2012 #12
Cultural differences eh?
Hope this helps you: Polish women like to be spanked by the fourth date. If you don't do this then she'll think you're a wimp and expect you to buy her expensive gifts. If you do spank her, then she won't expect you to give her anything.

Polish women like to be affectionately manhandled in public by their boyfriends. For instance, when you walk together in public, try to pinch her butt every now and then.This lets other women know that she suckered you into her life and for them to stay away from you.

Shave your head and grow a Fu Manchu mustache. This rugged look will impress her.
Affect a facial tick of some sort; this sort of personal vulnerability always impresses the Polkas. A lame arm will do also.
Pretend to have gay issues; this will show your sensitive side.
Apply generous amounts of garlic to your nether regions. This will draw her attention.
Polkas love automobiles - buy her a car.

Good luck....
Barney 14 | 1,472
3 Mar 2012 #14
affectionately manhandled

You either write assembly instructions or are a lawyer.

Sarcasm fail Zim:)
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
3 Mar 2012 #15
behave yourself ZIMMY

I notice that you capitalized my 'nom de querre'. That shows immense respect (for me) and I appreciate it.
Since I am a man of immense modesty, please , feel free to address me in lower case. Thanks, ROZUMIEMNIC

edit:
Why Barney, here you are again, just like gum-stuck- on-a--shoe and I mean that in the best sense possible albeit the bar level is low.

By the way, I'd rather write assembly instructions than be a lawyer; although I've unfortunately had to hire a few.
EM_Wave 9 | 311
3 Mar 2012 #16
yawn yawn yawn, your failings with English ladies is your problem, not theirs..

Very true.
unique_username
3 Mar 2012 #17
don't waste your time buddy. 99% chance she has a boyfriend back in the homeland which she will not tell you about as long as she can. And when she reveals him, and you stick around, you will be "just friends" with no chance of getting in.
fringxx - | 30
3 Mar 2012 #18
I think that Polish girls are a bit more conservative and well-mannered than British ones and that's definitely a good thing, not mentioning the fact they're considered much prettier. :) In a nutshell being straightforward, sincere and spontaneous is a key to success in the contacts with other human beings, not only girls and it doesn't really depend on nationality. ;) Good luck!
Amathyst 19 | 2,702
3 Mar 2012 #19
I think that Polish girls are a bit more conservative and well-mannered than British ones and that's definitely a good thing,

You need to stop drinking in Weatherspoons hun, it attracts are certain type.

not mentioning the fact they're considered much prettier. :)

Plenty of pretty English girls out there, it might be that you live in an ugly area like Birmingham where they all seem to look dog rough and sound slightly retarded.

But if you think Polish girls are so pretty you should take a trip to Croatia, you'd change your opinion as soon as you land in the nearest town / city they are effortlessly stunning and very elegant, not a scrach of make-up on the majority and look like they've just walked off a catwalk, even as a straight female I could appreciate their beauty, the men arent bad either :D
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,845
3 Mar 2012 #20
I think that Polish girls are a bit more conservative and well-mannered than British ones and that's definitely a good thing,

no they're not, sorry. I won't give any concrete examples for fear of being offensive, but trust me you are mistaken.
EM_Wave 9 | 311
3 Mar 2012 #21
Very true. Polish girls and other Slavic girls are known for putting out easily.
a.k.
3 Mar 2012 #22
How is it possible then that I know some virgins in their twenties?
Why do you limit your chauvinistic claims only to Slavic women? Singling out someone's ethnicity is pretty... racist.
Some women are easy (I would rather say independent as I accept women's choice of sexual freedom), some are not, regardless nationality.
Btw why nobody says for example that men are easy? I find it ugly if a man had too many sexual partners...
ShortHairThug - | 1,103
3 Mar 2012 #23
Then you're missing the point, conquest is still considered a mark of manhood in whatever form it may be, no matter where you're from. EM's immature comments are but reality of his sex life, his sexual frustration manifesting itself in those exotic wet dreams he writes about, that neither put another notch on his bed post nor his belt whatever the case might be. His friends simply don't believe him so he puts it on the internet for the world to see hoping to find some gullible soul to believe him only then he can feel good about himself as a man. Too young to realize that a true gentleman never tells and the belt is safely hidden in the farthest crevice of the wardrobe. Perhaps he's just polishing his writing skills to have a future in pûrn industry once he moves out of his mama's basement. One has to make a living somehow and as we all know there are plenty of men just like him out there who eagerly await the next story.
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,845
3 Mar 2012 #24
Very true. Polish girls and other Slavic girls are known for putting out easily.

umm that wasn't really what I meant, but never mind.
hairball 20 | 313
3 Mar 2012 #25
met this gorgeous polish lady

So stay in England as you have no idea about Polish people! Love doesn't look at culture, and if you knew that you wouldn't have posted such a boring thread!
isthatu2 4 | 2,704
3 Mar 2012 #26
How is it possible then that I know some virgins in their twenties?

Because you spend too long playing world of warcraft?
pawian 170 | 11,280
3 Mar 2012 #27
Very true. Polish girls and other Slavic girls are known for putting out easily.

no they're not, sorry. I won't give any concrete examples for fear of being offensive, but trust me you are mistaken.

If you met only Slavic sluts, it is your good luck, but on the other hand, it is your own fault, too. :):):):)

No decent Slavic woman wants to deal with you. :):):):)


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