Guys get ****ed when women talk about other guys they like
Depends. Sometimes they do it in a jokey way, which is funny. (I like teasing.) If it's a friend, she can talk about men all she wants, although I will probably fall asleep if she's going to talk about them for hours. But you're right, if a girl says she wants to date you, or says she thinks you're a real nice guy, and then starts to go on about all the guys she likes so much better, then it would **** me off aswell. I mean, don't expect us to like it when you're treating us like a fool? If I did the same to a girl I was dating she'd be ****ed off aswell.
They hate it when women talk about themselves (unless they ask about her first)
I don't mind really, especially not when she's funny and knows how to spice up every little detail. (I don't mind a few little lies either for the sake of entertainment!)
They don't like it when women hate on other women
Damn right. I once had a date, and this girl was going on about Polish girls in town who were disgusting because they were sleeping around while they were abroad. Ofcourse she was such a saint, and ofcourse she didn't get naked on the first date. (LOL!) So girls: You really don't have to make yourself look better at the expense of someone else. If you want to make yourself look better, then just be you.
They don't like obsessive madness in women
Depends on what they're obsessed with!
They don't like it when women want all their money
I couldn't care less really, if I have it. I don't mind sharing what I have, and I'll be happy to give what I can miss. (Within reason ofcourse!) I mean, what's the reason to be with me? Who I am as a person, or the depth of my pockets? I guess that's what I don't like, and I'm sure many guys feel the same way.
first date and she brings a wedding scrapbook she's been creating since she was 5 years old...
That's actually pretty cute.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that?
Yeah, like when you're dating someone and these guys get all jealous and try to ruin everything behind your back, and if all else fails, they'll try to beat you up somewhere when they think no one's watching, probably outnumbering you by ten to one. The smarter ones will probably try to rough you up as soon as they've heard you've wronged a girl somehow. Yeah, they're so totally honest, completely fair and extremely noble. Oh, and as for the pat on the back; While pulling a sour face maybe?
Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?
Like those kids who run away as soon as they've made someone pregnant? Or those babies who think their cars, their egos, their status and their toys are somehow more important than their family? Please.
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.
Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.
Most of us are easy to please, so it wouldn't be interesting anymore if women were.
DO NOT MALE BASH
Why not? I'd bash them too! (Well, some of them anyway!)
if she starts bad mouthing men, most likely he will not want to go on a second date.
I like arguing.
1/ Stare at his crotch
I agree, she should actually do something with it, instead of staring.
2/ Make strange noises.
Define strange noises?
3/ Tell him that Hitler was misunderstood.
So did you date Allison?
4/ Tell him that she wants to have his baby.
Believe it or not, but there are women who only wish to get pregnant. (One of the reasons spermbanks exist.)
5/ Tell him any man in pants will do, even him.
How about; Any girl in stockings will do, even her??
6/ Start talking about the latest disease she's got.
It seems we agree.
7/ Ask him if he thinks she looks like Andre the Giant.
Answer: Ofcourse not.
8/ Ask him to make a quick personal hygiene run for her.
She doesn't have to ask.
9/ Do a lot of knock-knock jokes and then tell him how funny you are.
Knock-knock jokes! Yay! That's just too funny!
0/ Tell him you are a feminist and that all men are creeps and you are a victim.
You don't sound too different sometimes you know.. If I have to believe you, then every woman is a feminist who hates men. (Which simply isn't the case!)
;)Okay. Good morning. Long post. Sweet dreams.