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How do I make a Polish girl cry?


ixus
31 Aug 2010 #61
i think that will make her break your nose rather than crying
A J 4 | 1,088
31 Aug 2010 #62
How do I make a Polish girl cry?

Be yourself.

;P
FlaglessPole 4 | 669
31 Aug 2010 #63
i think that will make her break your nose rather than crying

Oh well, added bonus. Tell her you've always thought she needed a nose-job.
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240
31 Aug 2010 #64
oh yes cos all Polish girls have big noses and we're all very self concious about it ;)
natasia 3 | 368
20 Sep 2011 #65
They usually need medication in order to cry. Try 90% proof.
Seanus 15 | 19,706
20 Sep 2011 #66
How do you make a Polish girl cry? Hmm...um, take the mirror away
ShAlEyNsTfOh 4 | 161
21 Sep 2011 #67
How do I make a Polish girl cry?

beat her silly.
samchris - | 9
21 Sep 2011 #68
Just ask her to cry at least once...she can even pretend that she is cry just to satisfy your desire!(for sure she knows how to pretend!!!)
lorielorie
15 Nov 2011 #69
Get her a ticket to Egypt,and set her up on a date with that idiot,Haytham Radwan!
wildrover 98 | 4,451
15 Nov 2011 #70
How do I make a Polish girl cry?

Buy her a pizza...and hide the ketchup...!
Seanus 15 | 19,706
15 Nov 2011 #71
Tell her that bigos is German-Lithuanian
isthatu2 4 | 2,702
15 Nov 2011 #72
Or that you have an extreme cabbage allergy...
wildrover 98 | 4,451
15 Nov 2011 #73
Tell her that Russian vodka is better than Polish....
littlejagoda 1 | 26
15 Nov 2011 #74
Lol. Wow.

Based on the insecurities my roommates...nose and shoulders are two very sensitive issues, even though their noses and shoulders might not be too big.
wildrover 98 | 4,451
15 Nov 2011 #75
Tell her her ass looks big....in a pantomime horse costume...
Seanus 15 | 19,706
15 Nov 2011 #76
Tell her that she can't get a certificate from intercourse. They love those papers here ;)
Sidliste_Chodov 1 | 441
15 Nov 2011 #77
Steal her cigarettes and hide the Gold Blend. ;)

Szok/katastrofa, etc :D
Seanus 15 | 19,706
15 Nov 2011 #78
The most surefire way? Tell her she is wrong. Then you have to avoid castration ;)
Sidliste_Chodov 1 | 441
15 Nov 2011 #79
She's definitely wrong about the Gold Blend.

Jeez, I took her to Costa and she complained that she preferred the coffee at home. (facepalm).

Mind you... she was from Bydgoszcz :D
Seanus 15 | 19,706
15 Nov 2011 #80
Ah yes, good old Bydgoszcz. The centre of all things, um, Bydgoszczian ;) Forget Kenya or Colombia for coffee, it must be Bydgoszczian ;)
Sidliste_Chodov 1 | 441
15 Nov 2011 #81
Ah yes, good old Bydgoszcz. The centre of all things, um, Bydgoszczian ;)

The town motto should be: "Bydgoszcz: At Least We're Near Toruń!" :D

Forget Kenya or Colombia for coffee, it must be Bydgoszczian ;)

It's always all about that "wyjątkowy Polski smak" isn't it? lol :)
Seanus 15 | 19,706
15 Nov 2011 #82
It is indeed, Sid! Those French? They know nothing about donuts. Those Italians? They know nothing about pizza/pasta. Those Greeks? They know nothing about olives.
Sidliste_Chodov 1 | 441
15 Nov 2011 #83
It's almost as bad as so-called "Yorkshire" tea innit :D
Seanus 15 | 19,706
15 Nov 2011 #84
Well, you only get the OO in Typhoo ;)

It is quite similar, yes.

Or you could tell her that you have a BMW surprise for her. Then, when she arrives, pull the Blow My Wire stunt on her :)
modafinil - | 418
15 Nov 2011 #85
Tell her you've been banging a Pakistani on the side.

Oops. That's the wrong way 'round.
pip 10 | 1,659
15 Nov 2011 #86
I think the real question is how to NOT make a Polish girl cry. They really do cry at the drop of a hat.
ZIMMY 6 | 1,602
15 Nov 2011 #87
the absurd assumption that all Polish women (and men for that matter) are exactly the same,

Feminists have been in the forefront to suggest that men and women are the same and any differences are social constructs.

Sometimes women cry for no apparent reason. They won't admit it is often hormonal unless they need some excuse for their violence or some dastardly act they've committed. Then it's okay to use the 'gender card'.

Of course, if you really want to make a woman cry (I don't suggest it because it is spiteful) then tell them you are leaving them for another man.
beckski 12 | 1,617
15 Nov 2011 #88
Of course, if you really want to make a woman cry

Fixing her up on a blind date with Zimmy is a sure shot!
ZIMMY 6 | 1,602
15 Nov 2011 #89
I agree with you. Many women have shed tears of joy upon learning that they have the opportunity of a date with me, however, most just swoon.
littlejagoda 1 | 26
16 Nov 2011 #90
however, most just swoon.

Chloroform?

Seriously though, you should try to get to know some women as friends. Your view is quite warped. I find that a number of Polish girls are much more educated and down to earth than their American/British counterparts and also partake in a lot less drama. These women likely aren't the same ones you run across in clubs...Try a library, a concert, a play...whatever interests you so that you can hold up your end of an interesting conversation


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