How do I make a Polish girl cry?

i think that will make her break your nose rather than crying

Be yourself.

;P

Oh well, added bonus. Tell her you've always thought she needed a nose-job.

oh yes cos all Polish girls have big noses and we're all very self concious about it ;)

They usually need medication in order to cry. Try 90% proof.

How do you make a Polish girl cry? Hmm...um, take the mirror away

beat her silly.

Just ask her to cry at least once...she can even pretend that she is cry just to satisfy your desire!(for sure she knows how to pretend!!!)

Get her a ticket to Egypt,and set her up on a date with that idiot,Haytham Radwan!

Buy her a pizza...and hide the ketchup...!

Tell her that bigos is German-Lithuanian

Or that you have an extreme cabbage allergy...

Tell her that Russian vodka is better than Polish....

Lol. Wow.

Based on the insecurities my roommates...nose and shoulders are two very sensitive issues, even though their noses and shoulders might not be too big.

Tell her her ass looks big....in a pantomime horse costume...

Tell her that she can't get a certificate from intercourse. They love those papers here ;)

Steal her cigarettes and hide the Gold Blend. ;)

Szok/katastrofa, etc :D

The most surefire way? Tell her she is wrong. Then you have to avoid castration ;)

She's definitely wrong about the Gold Blend.

Jeez, I took her to Costa and she complained that she preferred the coffee at home. (facepalm).

Mind you... she was from Bydgoszcz :D

Ah yes, good old Bydgoszcz. The centre of all things, um, Bydgoszczian ;) Forget Kenya or Colombia for coffee, it must be Bydgoszczian ;)

The town motto should be: "Bydgoszcz: At Least We're Near Toruń!" :D


It's always all about that "wyjątkowy Polski smak" isn't it? lol :)

It is indeed, Sid! Those French? They know nothing about donuts. Those Italians? They know nothing about pizza/pasta. Those Greeks? They know nothing about olives.

It's almost as bad as so-called "Yorkshire" tea innit :D

Well, you only get the OO in Typhoo ;)

It is quite similar, yes.

Or you could tell her that you have a BMW surprise for her. Then, when she arrives, pull the Blow My Wire stunt on her :)

Tell her you've been banging a Pakistani on the side.

Oops. That's the wrong way 'round.

I think the real question is how to NOT make a Polish girl cry. They really do cry at the drop of a hat.

Feminists have been in the forefront to suggest that men and women are the same and any differences are social constructs.

Sometimes women cry for no apparent reason. They won't admit it is often hormonal unless they need some excuse for their violence or some dastardly act they've committed. Then it's okay to use the 'gender card'.

Of course, if you really want to make a woman cry (I don't suggest it because it is spiteful) then tell them you are leaving them for another man.

Fixing her up on a blind date with Zimmy is a sure shot!

I agree with you. Many women have shed tears of joy upon learning that they have the opportunity of a date with me, however, most just swoon.

Chloroform?

Seriously though, you should try to get to know some women as friends. Your view is quite warped. I find that a number of Polish girls are much more educated and down to earth than their American/British counterparts and also partake in a lot less drama. These women likely aren't the same ones you run across in clubs...Try a library, a concert, a play...whatever interests you so that you can hold up your end of an interesting conversation