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I don't know if she's married and I don't speak Polish - help me romantic folks


king polkagamon
15 Mar 2010 #31
If you ask a polish girl lubisz Doda? she will answer no,I think she is a ho.So if she answers yes,you may suppose that the girl(the Polka) is ho as well so she will say I don\'t like her.And disco polo sounds awful to most girls they think you took them for provincial if you asked about disco polo.So they will answer nie.Two nie.Too much excitement.Now the game begins.Lubisz Mandaryna?
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,443
15 Mar 2010 #32
He doesnt need to, he has a girlfriend..you on the other hand dont have one - who is lacking in technique?

You could have a point, but Wulkan did not present himself as having a technique by giving him the wrong advice/mocking, so he either has NO girlfriend, or the girlfriend he has is not a girlfriend Hector would be interested in having:)
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389
15 Mar 2010 #33
Learn some Polish...Czy jesteś żonaty? (Are you married!)
king polkagamon
15 Mar 2010 #34
For example it is a great mistake to tell a polish girl Lubliu Russia as many of our locals scream when they see a slavic looking girl.You should tell Lubie Polska.Polish girls regard Russian girls as big ho\'s so no way you can use anything like zalataya daragaya,oitsien Krassivaya devushka except the Ukrainian kochanie.But don\'t say Budlaska or explain that you are a fan of Tina Karol.
SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1,595
15 Mar 2010 #35
Even if you ask something in Polish, you will probably not understand the answer. Then you need to study some Polish before.

If she works in England, I guess she will be able to understand some simple sentences in English. I'd go for that in the beginning.
OP hector 1 | 6
15 Mar 2010 #36
He doesnt need to, he has a girlfriend..you on the other hand dont have one - who is lacking in technique?

Don't I know it.
I'm sure Wulkan's girlfriend is very nice and she's fortunate to have such a helpful and debonair man but I'm here to gain an insight into the mind of a modern Polish woman.

So I've got a handfull of usefull and if neccessary, obscene phrases, I'll avoid comparisons with anything Russian, anything else I should know?
SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1,595
15 Mar 2010 #37
I'm here to gain an insight into the mind of a modern Polish woman.

anything else I should know?

That it's impossible to ask, "how do Polish girls think?". Because there are so many different personalities. Just as in all other countries.
king polkagamon
15 Mar 2010 #38
With polish girls you have to keep the conversation simple to the most boring level.What a western girl finds totally boring is very interesting for a polish girl.For example if you tell her you were in Mayorka or whatever.Polish girls do not need the level of stimulation western girls do because they are horny by nature which means they are already excited before meeting you.Also keep talking to polish girls in groups and from an angle.Talk to one girl while hugging the other kiss the next etc.Never show any preference to one particular girl.Hug first their waist then touch their thighs then the interior of their thighs then the exterior of their hands then their waist slowly moving your hand under their trousers or skirts.Polish girls let you touch their thighs and bare ass if they like you.

But during escalation you need to be careful because there are others watching you and if you heat the girls enough they will come and take them from you already heated and bang them in a minute.So don\'t heat them a lot if other men are present.Heat them lower temperature then heat them again and then isolate.Isolation is tricky because you need sb to help you by taking the non targets away.You need a car or a good home to isolate.Then youhave to play money.
Wulkan - | 3,249
15 Mar 2010 #39
I'm sure Wulkan's girlfriend is very nice and she's fortunate to have such a helpful and debonair man

Well of cours my girl friend is very nice but im not gonna show her picture here as I wouldnt be ok with her.

but I'm here to gain an insight into the mind of a modern Polish woman.

Modern Polish woman speaks in English, end of subject.
irishdeano 5 | 304
16 Mar 2010 #40
With polish girls you have to keep the conversation simple to the most boring level.

lol funny, explained in detail, i think u were getting of to this lol jokes
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
16 Mar 2010 #41
Then licks up his own smegma after he has finished dirty brute.
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389
16 Mar 2010 #42
With polish girls you have to keep the conversation simple to the most boring level.

I wouldn't really know, since the only Polish girl I ever dated was deaf...This is the truth!...So I never really knew what she thought...I think she thought I was 'dangerous', so this was her fascination...Most of my girlfriends have been Jewish, and they certainly were an intriguing lot....But, if she only understands Polish, you better gain some translation skills.

Miss Deaf World 2009
Alx123 - | 180
16 Mar 2010 #43
With polish girls you have to keep the conversation simple to the most boring level.What a western girl finds totally boring is very interesting for a polish girl.For example if you tell her you were in Mayorka or whatever.Polish girls do not need the level of stimulation western girls do

Hahaha, funny but very true. I used to try to be sophisticated and witty, which got me compliments like "you're funny" etc. But after some time I discovered that the only person I was really impressing was myself, and that it made no difference to my success. The same, or rather better, results could be achieved by keepng the conversation very boring and simple.

If you ask a polish girl lubisz Doda?

Girls, especially village girls, always find it funny that a foreigner knows who Doda, Mandaryna etc. are. Such questions can be good to make them laugh.
Arien 3 | 721
16 Mar 2010 #44
The same, or rather better, results could be achieved by keepng the conversation very boring and simple.

If your conversations are boring, then it means she's boring and a possible relationship will probably be boring aswell. Why don't you call an escort girl if you want to get laid? I don't know, but it might you save you a lot of effort..

:)
Nika 2 | 507
16 Mar 2010 #45
hey Arien, I hear it's spring in Holland - I envy you so much!
A village escort girl would suit him best - that would save him a lot of effort and some money.
Arien 3 | 721
16 Mar 2010 #46
hey Arien, I hear it's spring in Holland

Well, you've heard that right!

I envy you so much!

You do? Now why would that be? (I'm not a guy you should envy really!) I mean, surely it'll be Spring for you aswell soon enough?

:)

A village escort girl would suit him best - that would save him a lot of effort and some money.

I guess this is a classical case of how great minds think alike?

;)
Nika 2 | 507
16 Mar 2010 #47
You do? Now why would that be? (I'm not a guy you should envy really!)

I do envy you! I would give a lot for a little sunshine and nice, warm weather, really.

I mean, surely it'll be Spring for you aswell soon enough?

I don't know about that, I lost all my hope...

I guess this is a classical case of how great minds think alike?

you are being lovely again Arien!

Enjoy nice weather, póki możesz - I hear weekend is going to be cold again.
Arien 3 | 721
16 Mar 2010 #48
I do envy you! I would give a lot for a little sunshine and nice, warm weather, really.

I don't know about you, but I'm not too shabby too offer some hospitality to a poor damsel in distress?

;)

I don't know about that, I lost all my hope...

Hey now, just keep a little sunshine in your heart young lady, because no one can ever take that away from you!

you are being lovely again Arien!

I'm truly sorry I am..

;)

Enjoy nice weather, póki możesz - I hear weekend is going to be cold again.

Nawzajem!

:)
king polkagamon
17 Mar 2010 #49
I remember when I was with an Ukrainian in Krakow and I told him to get to know Polki but the Ukrainian was too shy and had a russian girlfriend.(who sponsored him).Meet polki he asked?How?It is vey easy I told him.You don\'t see all around?But he prefered to take photos.
Alx123 - | 180
17 Mar 2010 #50
If your conversations are boring, then it means she's boring and a possible relationship will probably be boring aswell. Why don't you call an escort girl if you want to get laid? I don't know, but it might you save you a lot of effort..

Who says I want a relationship with them? The point I was making was that if you want to get laid in Poland, you don't need to be particularly witty, sophisticated or charismatic. You just need to keep it simple. As far as a relationship goes, it would be impossible for me to go out long-term with a girl who demands a very low level of stimulation.
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,443
17 Mar 2010 #51
it would be impossible for me to go out long-term with a girl who demands a very low level of stimulation.

unlike you;)
king polkagamon
17 Mar 2010 #52
Polish girls don\\\'t get Greek humour opposite to Swedish girls.They get Russian humour though.For example I remember ten years ago my brother had told me about sth called New Age being popular in Italy.After just having met a Swedish girl I asked her if she belonged to New Age.After her saying no I told her:then you don\\\'t drink your urine.And the Swedish girl almost fell off her chair laughing.She laughed about five minutes.

If I told the same to a polish girl she would probably freak out.But they laugh when I tell them how much I like romantic songs like pej piwo(drink beer) by diskoteka avaria.
Amathyst 19 | 2,702
17 Mar 2010 #53
The point I was making was that if you want to get laid in Poland, you don't need to be particularly witty, sophisticated or charismatic.

You're quite lucky then, or you'd have died a virgin!
Alx123 - | 180
17 Mar 2010 #54
After her saying no I told her:then you don\\\'t drink your urine.And the Swedish girl almost fell off her chair laughing.She laughed about five minutes.
If I told the same to a polish girl she would probably freak out.

Many Polish girls (mostly the villagy types) tend to take things too seriously and don't get some types of humour. For example, if you are waiting at a tram stop in Krakow and you say to a girl in a silly joking way "excuse me, does this tram go to Warsaw?", don't be surprised if she replies "No, I'm afraid you have to go to the train station."

However, in the situation you described, I would put the confusion down to lack of knowledge about 'New Age' rather than cross-cultural misunderstanding or different humour.
king polkagamon
17 Mar 2010 #55
With polish girls as humour I would say:I was in Czech Republic and all guys there seemed to be like pepiczki.Do you know why is that?\\\"

Or I would day:\\\"I heard that Poles hate drinking,they are completely abstinent from alcohol.\\\"They would answer to this:Nie.Poles drink.Then I would say:\\\"And you?Do you drink wodka everyday?\\\"They would say nie.We drink only wine or whatever.I would say:And you are real polki?No wodka?Nie.and so on.

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