Do I have a shot at all if I ask her out?
You're asking me? You know, you should ask her this exact same question, (And replace the ''she'' with you ofcourse!) I bet she'll smile and think you're original!
What do Polish girls think of Asian guys?
I don't know, there are an awful lot of Polish girls, with an awful lot of opinions!
I don't know any Asian guys who are dating Polish girls.
Oh gosh her smile.....help!
Normally I charge a decent sum of money for my infinite wisdom and priceless advices, but we've just had Christmas, and New Year's Eve is almost there, so I figured, let's be a nice guy for a change..
You should ask her.. *someone turns the radio on and you can't understand a word of what I'm telling you* and.. *heavy metal* but if she thinks that you will be.. *pizza delivery girl interruption* Now where was I? Oh yes, you should then ask her if she would like to.. *kung-fu guy storms into the room, shouting and screaming whilst showing off his whirlwind kicks* and ofcourse you should just be yourself and ask her about the things she might like.
Good luck, osirion-san.