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Typical Examples of Polish Parking Entitlement (post yours)


nauczyciel
20 Jan 2010 #1
so... i'm sure we all have some gripes of the way ppl park here in PL. Take pics and post 'em and comment!!

Exhibit #1 img686.imageshack.us/img686/6465/jan112010002.jpg Ty pical Hummer owner. Plenty of free parking places, but feels big and powerful with entitlement to park where ever he pleases, even if it is in a lane of traffic in a parking lot. Note- you can't see in the photo, but just to the left frame is the entrance to the lot, so in/outs are affected.

Exhibit #2 img121.imageshack.us/i/jan112010003.jpg This jackhole parked like this for over 5 hours, with absolutely NO TICKET from the parking enforcement ppl. He was 3/4 into that lane of traffic. You can faintly see the zebra on the road. This was just outside of a ZUS hospital, medical clinics, and health offices. It's a wonder that no one got hit in the zebra cuz of this ftard

Exhibit #3 img237.imageshack.us/i/oct162009006.jpg This is at small parking lot at a small rynek, housing a solarium and fitness center. This area is in the bend of the horseshoe. Parking in the afternoon when everyone is trying to access this area is a nightmare. You have to cover the sides of your car with vaseline to get thru it. It is really tight for most ppl. I have nice wheels and really don't want to scratch them up on the curb. This is a prime example of "I have a car, and I am entitled to park where ever I feel like, and I don't care who I inconvenience".

thanks PF for not uploading my pics that were jpegs and smaller than required. Waiting on imageshack for uploads

RAN OUT OF TIME TO EDITTT!!!!!!!!!!
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
20 Jan 2010 #2
Take pics and post 'em and comment!!

Great thread!

I was thinking of starting the exact same one and I will be adding to this in the future because it is hillariously stupid how people ark here and not only that but the lines on the parking spaces were all made for maluchs i.e. put to close together.

I assume there were meant to be photos accompanying your comments.
EchoTheCat - | 137
20 Jan 2010 #3
When a parking car has that white parking line berween the weels we used to say that he's wearing strings. I've heard that in Poznan :))
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
20 Jan 2010 #4
And I can say that in any car park in Poland you will find this type of behavior. Skyscrapersityforum has many of these too.
EchoTheCat - | 137
20 Jan 2010 #5
Nauczyciel I'm sorry but you have to buy a smaller car.
krysia 23 | 3,058
20 Jan 2010 #6
Must be them women drivers
Sokrates 8 | 3,346
20 Jan 2010 #7
Ty pical Hummer owner. Plenty of free parking places, but feels big and powerful with entitlement to park where ever he pleases,

Hummer owning people can park wherever the f*ck they want you wuss.
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Jan 2010 #8
Frozen lakes make good places to park...as long as the ice does not melt....

One of the things that annoy me , is people who insist on parking right outside the entrance to the supermarket , blocking the road , rather than park in the car park and walk those few extra feet....I am sure if the doors were wider they would drive into the supermarket and shop without actually getting their fat asses out of the car...



OP nauczyciel
20 Jan 2010 #9
Nauczyciel I'm sorry but you have to buy a smaller car.

Wheelbase 103.1 in.
Width 68.5 in.
Height 58.1 in.
Length 180.3 in.

Its the same size as a Ford Focus wagon or Mazda 3.

Hummer owning people can park wherever the f*ck they want you wuss.

i smell penis envy. or inadequacy.
Sokrates 8 | 3,346
20 Jan 2010 #10
i smell penis envy. or inadequacy.

Son are you a dirty communist? Never ever question The Hummer, ever.
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Jan 2010 #11
Cars take up way too much room...if more people rode motorcycles there would be much more room for parking...!



aphrodisiac 11 | 2,444
20 Jan 2010 #12
Never ever question The Hummer, ever.

why not. Those cars are waste of space, gas and their owners don't care about the environment.
Hammers, are not a substitute for penis extension either LOL ;)
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Jan 2010 #13
The Russian answer to a Hummer...



strzyga 2 | 993
20 Jan 2010 #14
Must be them women drivers

You'd be surprised.
Or do you mean to say that's how you usually park your car?
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Jan 2010 #15
The Polish drivers in the army are not too clever at parking either....!



OP nauczyciel
20 Jan 2010 #16
Never ever question The Hummer, ever.

ook i wont question it....i'll let the video do it for me

youtube.com/watch?v=L6Ih0b2JmqY

when i was living in Canada, i worked on a week long commercial shoot for the H2 and every day they had problems. So bad they had engineers, technicians and 5 mechanics to follow us everywhere we went. No other car companies had so much as even a technician and there was never a problem.
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
20 Jan 2010 #17
The Polish drivers in the army are not too clever at parking either....!

I think they got confused about where babies come from and where cars come from.
EchoTheCat - | 137
20 Jan 2010 #18
Wheelbase 103.1 in.
Width 68.5 in.
Height 58.1 in.
Length 180.3 in.

Its the same size as a Ford Focus wagon or Mazda 3.

Of course I was joking... :)
But I promise you when I become a president I will enforce death penalty for that kind of behaviors ;)
I recommend you to visit this site
parkujeszjakdupek.pl
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Jan 2010 #19
where babies come from

Oh...yes they could be mating i guess...?
McCoy 27 | 1,276
20 Jan 2010 #20
The Russian answer to a Hummer...
and the polish one...
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Jan 2010 #21
I love it....What is it...? not a Honker is it...?
McCoy 27 | 1,276
20 Jan 2010 #22
its TUR 2

amz.pl/pl/pojazdy_wojskowe/transporter/tur2/tur2/
twardziel.pl/militaria/pojazdy_wojskowe/tur_2__polski_hummer,17,0.html

and heres TIGR , russian Humvee/Hummer

twardziel.pl/fotogalerie/gaz_tigr__rosyjska_odpowiedź_na_hu mmera,24.htm
wildrover 98 | 4,451
20 Jan 2010 #23
I like the Gaz...saw a few buzzing about in Moscow....



wildrover 98 | 4,451
21 Jan 2010 #24
The potholes in some car parks are unbelievable...



SeanBM 35 | 5,808
27 Jan 2010 #25
Taken today.



pantsless
28 Jan 2010 #26
How about living in a quiet residential neighborhood where every has there own sidewalk and can park right in front of their house.... except when it snows everyone is too ******* lazy to start shoveling.

Of course I shovel and spend money on salt so that I dont have to dig myself out every morning like everybody else. And what happens when I come back from work at 8pm? Yup, every shitbag neighbor parked there car right in front of my house since thats the sidewalk thats been shoveled... *************.
Harry
28 Jan 2010 #27
How about living in a quiet residential neighborhood where every has there own sidewalk and can park right in front of their house.... except when it snows everyone is too ******* lazy to start shoveling.

My neighbour dug his car out by shoveling all the snow that was behind it so that it was behind my car instead. So I paid the block drunk guy 20zl to move it all back and add the snow that was behind my car.
Englishpoznan 4 | 102
28 Jan 2010 #28
@ Harry Ha Ha I would have done far worse!!
wildrover 98 | 4,451
28 Jan 2010 #29
You can,t beat a bit of snow shifting to keep you warm.....!



convex 20 | 3,978
29 Jan 2010 #30
This is new for 2010, we welcome our new friends parking on the street and creating a clusterf*ck at the intersection. Bonus points for the use of snow covering the no parking zones to support "out of sight, out of mind".

parking spaces make your own


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