-You will not admit that Jews have greatly contributed to the world-You will not admit that Poland's Jewish minority has contributed more in certain scientific fields than the Polish Christian majority-You will not admit that some Poles have done very bad things to Jews, Ukrainians and others
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You're Polish if...
- you think any breeze or draft will be the death of you
- you keep your Christmas tree up till February
- if you say Polish like you say polish
- think all American desserts are too sweet
- if you can't name a country or city without saying "the" in front of it
- you think Beer is a soft drink
- if you think the English word "nervous" means "angry"
- if you blame the air pressure for the way you feel
- if you mutter 'dzień dobry' under your breath when entering a shop and directing it at nobody in particular