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How Polish are you?


Bzibzioh
12 Nov 2009 #31
I'm 87% Polish in the first test :/

49.Youre actually nodding and laughing at most of these things

Nah. Your list consists of mostly outdated prejudices. They fit more to the Greek family I know.

14.Your house is full of medicine from your old country and its probably all illegal here.

I'm only guilty of stocking an old raphacholin! I swear!

There is a second Quiz

You are 100% Polish ;)!

I like that test much better!!! :)
szczeciniak 4 | 92
12 Nov 2009 #32
only 29% polish???
i have being taken over by my Jewishness %? and my current country % ?
i need help!!!! how to top up my 29%
ufff my brother and father would not be happy.

starting from tomorrow:
1 polish beer per day till needed.
pierogi one a week!
capusta once a week
pyzy one a week
flachki i placki as needed
bottle of polish wodka per week
garlic and unions evryday
that would make me, what? 20% more?
right! my wive is to learn polish pronto:-))
i just hope, it not to late and i have being assimilated(resistance is futile)

29 of 100 is my designation( prefer 9of7)
emmajo 3 | 19
12 Nov 2009 #33
0% on the first test so I like the second test better - scored 80% on that!

Me thinks that my obsession with learning Polish has started to take over my life!!!!
RubasznyRumcajs 5 | 498
12 Nov 2009 #34
17%
You are slightly Polish but not enough. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!

its a ********
McCoy 27 | 1,269
12 Nov 2009 #35
55%. a few questions about drinking would improve my stats tho.
Nika 2 | 507
12 Nov 2009 #36
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa barely 61% :(
OP Gaa
12 Nov 2009 #37
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
someone's house.

at least an hour

22.Getting married at 18 is normal.

23.Getting married at 16 actually happens.

who told you this?
it's illegal it might happen but you hear about it on tv news and it's considered pathology.
such things happen in your country too

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa barely 61% :(

let me guess- you don't go to church every sunday..shame,shame!!!
ShawnH 8 | 1,497
12 Nov 2009 #38
I scored a respectable 2%.

You are not Polish at all or you don't deserve to be. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!

Edit: In the second test, it was determined that I am 100% Polish. Not bad, only took me 14 years. Does it count towards citizenship?
Kenneth78 - | 25
12 Nov 2009 #39
0% Polish in the first test and 100% Polish in the second test, but I still believe that I am 100% Norwegian
pgtx 29 | 3,146
12 Nov 2009 #40
funny quiz:)

i scored 23% here... lol

There is a second Quiz

and 100% here... lol
Nika 2 | 507
12 Nov 2009 #41
let me guess- you don't go to church every sunday..shame,shame!!!

how did you know?????????????? ;)
Mr Grunwald 33 | 2,176
12 Nov 2009 #42
I am 61% Polish!!!
"You Polishness is above average but still not what a Pole should be! If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!"

I must say that's a real score!!! :D

Some of the questions are just dumb or for exremist catholics man -.- Pope can be wrong sometimes duh. Just not int he most important matter -.-

I allways consider myself 50% Polish ^^
I am more then I thought I am :O
Polonius3 994 | 12,367
13 Nov 2009 #43
Only 76%. I thought it would have been higher.
SeanBM 35 | 5,806
13 Nov 2009 #44
You lost 24% because Polish people do not generally start so many threads ;)

But cheer up, I still think your Polish :)
pgtx 29 | 3,146
13 Nov 2009 #45
Only 76%. I thought it would have been higher.

100% if you are a Polish priest...
;)
ShawnH 8 | 1,497
13 Nov 2009 #46
Actually 99%

Only JPII Got 100%.

:-)
Lekhite - | 6
13 Nov 2009 #47
Rubbish. That first test is pretty much loaded. I answered in the positive to all the questions other than on religion. The result was:

"You are 9% Polish!
You are not Polish at all or you don't deserve to be. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!"

Because I'm not Catholic means I'm not Polish. The language part must be only due to the fact that most of my friends are not Polish so I don't speak Polish to them.

I know some of you claim it was a fun test, but it wasn't fun and it really wasn't clever. It was basically a disguised Catholic attempt to guilt me into loosing my identity or converting to their faith. ". . . you don't deserver to be . . ." Fail. This is actually offensive and I'd like to meet face to face with the author to compare our Polishness.
Ironside 53 | 12,425
17 Nov 2009 #48
only 56% means that I'm not really Polish ????
Damn !

Are you Confederate or Union?"
I'm Confederate thought !
McCoy 27 | 1,269
17 Nov 2009 #49
Only JPII Got 100%.

he couldnt stand being polish and died
Ironside 53 | 12,425
17 Nov 2009 #50
Something similar happened to your brain....
Moonlighting 31 | 234
17 Nov 2009 #51
This quizz is ridiculous. I got 65% although I'm not at all of Polish descent, nor is anybody in my family. Probably it had to do with the improved knowledge of the language, using it with friends, and practicing catholicism.

There is a second Quiz

I got 100% at that one.

Well, I'm getting better at knowing Poland. My move to Krakow next month shouldn't be a big problem ;-)
frd 7 | 1,399
17 Nov 2009 #52
I'm not at all of Polish descent

Congratulation, you're more Polish than a Pole : o
Bart1991 - | 5
17 Nov 2009 #53
Wow, Im livin in Poland since I was born and got 2% only! XD
OP Gaa
17 Nov 2009 #54
Bart1991
oddaj paszport:p;]
Grzegorz_ 51 | 6,149
17 Nov 2009 #55
There is a second Quiz

You are 100% Polish ;)!

!!!!11111111111111
Barney 15 | 1,591
17 Nov 2009 #56
Grzegorz_
I would have scored less than 9% in the first quiz if I mentioned that I was pink:)
MareGaea 29 | 2,751
17 Nov 2009 #57
70% Polish in the second quiz.

You are pretty Polish. Nearly totally Polish, actually. If you put some more effort into it, you will soon turn into a Pole!

Ehm, salva mea :)

>^..^<

M-G (mayday)
Niras - | 2
2 Feb 2010 #58
Polish atheist gets the lowest score ;]
stevepl 2 | 49
2 Feb 2010 #59
The second quiz is flawed because it doesn't check whether you communicate properly in Polish.

Or whether you are of Polish decent.

That's probably why I scored 90%

In the second quiz where I stated I have not got Polish descendency and can't speak Polish I only got 80%.
Blackriven - | 2
2 Feb 2010 #60
I got 24% on first quiz and 80% on second.

My son and fiance are Polish so I guess I can be Polish by association ;)


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