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Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!?


mvefa 5 | 591
14 Oct 2009 #121
I have only positive stereotypes on the Dutch and Polish.

Offcourse! the dutch are lovely :P
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
14 Oct 2009 #122
mvefa

Yes they are. They are also the best ever. Men have the largest penises of the world, the women are the most beautiful in the world and the best in bed ever. We are also the most generous and welcoming ppl, we are tolerant and friendly. In short, why can't everybody be like the Dutch? Poland could take example from the Dutch!

:)))

>^..^<

M-G (viva Hollandica!)
mvefa 5 | 591
14 Oct 2009 #123
generous

We are also know for being a bit stingy :P haha damn, im not! not any of my friends is,,wonder where that all started...
mvefa 5 | 591
16 Oct 2009 #125
Hiiiigh? on what? tulips? or cheese :P
OP Mr Grunwald 31 | 2,103
16 Oct 2009 #126
You know what I mean hehe
But how does other nationalities specially Polish think of Norwegians?
Generally what i come to think of is only fishermen and oil guys or something not much of anythign else
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
16 Oct 2009 #127
But how does other nationalities specially Polish think of Norwegians?

I once slept with probably the best built Norwegian girl in the world. That is, after I lived through 2,5 hours of whining about all sorts of insecurities. Does this answer your question?

And yes, we get high sometimes. Especially when we take an aeroplane.

:)

>^..^<

M-G (questions those Norwegians can ask!)
OP Mr Grunwald 31 | 2,103
17 Oct 2009 #128
Especially when we take an aeroplane.

Good one :P

That is, after I lived through 2,5 hours of whining about all sorts of insecurities.

Poor you! :)
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389
19 Oct 2009 #129
Jews.......Loved by all Poles who especicially admire their ability to create money from thin air.
Blacks.....Every Pole wishes their daughter or son would marry one.
Irish........Poles admire their ability consume alchohol.
Brits.......Poles wish they could be great shopkeepers like the English.
Germans...Poles admire and envy their mechanical skills and efficiency.
Russians...Poles consider them as somewhat barbaric because of their 'Orientalist' nature.
Americans...Poles consider them to be 'as gods on earth'.
Ced 1 | 54
19 Oct 2009 #130
haha :)

i love stereotypes:)

so the French - centre of the world, the best place on earth, the best food, clothes,WINE, cities and nature...but that's obvious:)

Polish - VODKA, cold, Walesa, pretty women ..and of course all polish men are plumbers:)

Belgians- let's not comment on these

Germans- good cars, good beer, not very pretty women and food

England- horrible food & language, good at football
McCoy 27 | 1,269
20 Oct 2009 #131
England- good at football

again?
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
20 Oct 2009 #132
good at football

I don't agree to that. The Dutch are much better at football. And they cook much better as well :)

not very pretty women

Don't agree to that either. But my view on that part might be slightly biased nowadays :)

>^..^<

M-G (darn, unexpectedly busy tonight)
beckski 12 | 1,617
20 Oct 2009 #133
The Dutch are much better at football

They also have good chocolate & pastries. Solvang Dutch Village sells both; they're out of this world!
George8600 10 | 636
20 Oct 2009 #134
Jews.......Loved by all Poles who especicially admire their ability to create money from thin air.

ummmm......no comment...
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389
20 Oct 2009 #135
I don't agree to that. The Dutch are much better at football. And they cook much better as well :)

The Dutch are much too liberal to be have any success in football these days...Last time they did any thing in the Champions Cup or even UEFA Cup?...Unfortunately the Brits, Spanish and he Italians have dominated there, with a nod to the French...BTW, when was the last time a Polish club was even competitive in these competitions?...As a side note, our Philadelphia Phillies, reigning champs, are set to go to their second straight World Series.

Yes they are. They are also the best ever. Men have the largest penises of the world,

Contemporary anthropologist with display of a Dutch penis.

dp
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
20 Oct 2009 #136
Brits, Spanish and he Italians

Yeah, but only due to the Dutch players they had in their squad :) I was talking about the Dutch national team, Joe. They are the 3rd team in the world at the moment:

1 Brazil 1632 0 28
2 Spain 1629 0 41
3 Netherlands 1340 0 -36

fifa.com/worldfootball/ranking/lastranking/gender=m/fullranking.html#confederation=0&rank=186

Dutch penis

And you still wonder why I faint once I get an erection? :)

>^..^<

M-G (end of a busy day - going home nearly)
beckski 12 | 1,617
22 Oct 2009 #137
Some Asian little boys are spoiled-brats. I saw one hit his mom on the arm. He was in the super market, being pushed in the shopping cart. He was angry, because she wouldn't purchase something he wanted her to buy.

I would never dream of doing something like to my mom. If I ever did, I probably wouldn't be able to sit down for at least a week!
ShawnH 8 | 1,507
22 Oct 2009 #138
I would never dream of doing something like to my mom. If I ever did, I probably wouldn't be able to sit down for at least a week!

There is the difference, that mom probably knew some do-gooder would haul her butt in front of a cop for child abuse. In my day, the correct behaviour was reinforced with a wooden spoon to the back side. Not anymore.
Tymoteusz 2 | 353
22 Oct 2009 #139
My mom knew better than to take us shopping with her.
krysia 23 | 3,057
22 Oct 2009 #140
Poor asian boy. Didn't get a toy.
scrappleton - | 829
22 Oct 2009 #141
In my day, the correct behaviour was reinforced with a wooden spoon to the back side. Not anymore.

I read psychologists are actually going back to that line of thinking.. after all these decades of postive reinforcement junk.. it's back to the old discipline. Wow.. what a surprise.
ShawnH 8 | 1,507
22 Oct 2009 #142
I can't see change happening anytime soon.
krysia 23 | 3,057
22 Oct 2009 #143
There has to be discipline, but physical is not always the best way. There are other ways to deal with disobedient children. You gotta be firm, but kind. Like with training horses. You start hitting them, they don't trust you no more and they become aggressive and behave the same way you do.

Children learn from parents, if the parent is kind and gentle and treats the child with respect and understanding what is right and wrong, they will have the same in return.

I don't believe in spanking. I was spanked when I was little a few times but I don't remember what for, just that I was unfairly physically hurt because I didn't know what I did wrong.

And it brings negative memories.
OP Mr Grunwald 31 | 2,103
24 Oct 2009 #144
..and of course all polish men are plumbers:)

plumbers?!
One place strawberry pickers, other construction workers and an other one... plumbers?
Well I have a conclusion their hard working :P
Ced 1 | 54
24 Oct 2009 #145
plumbers?!

i think it's a compliment. French girls still blindly believe it's a typical Polish plumber.

plombier

or maybe it is?
southern 75 | 7,096
24 Oct 2009 #146
I like where he places his hand to display his tools.

Greek stereotypes about nationalities
1.Germans-robotic,precise and efficient
2.Russians-like bears living in cold
3.Serbs-orthodox brothers
4.Turks-always angry,lazy
5.Italians-con artists,polite and stylish
6.French-always eating french food,women do not shave their armpits
7.English-gays
8.Dutch-sympathetic tulip,grass lovers always in orange
9.Poles-heavey industry workers,strong catholics,excellent in manual work.Heavy drinkers
10.Swedish-peaceful,socialist,hot blonde women
11.Spanish-hot tempered,they fight the taurus
12.Swiss-cold,calculated,have all the money on earth
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
24 Oct 2009 #147
3.Serbs-orthodox brothers

But the Greek are not Slavs?

8.Dutch-sympathetic tulip,grass lovers always in orange

lol, I only have 1 orange T-shirt and I wear it of course all the time (not!). Are the Greek still angry at the Germans because they preferred the Dutch team above the Greek team at the European Championships of 1988? I mean after the "Nicosia-incident"?

>^..^<

M-G (liked that decision, though, as a Dutch)
southern 75 | 7,096
24 Oct 2009 #148
But the Greek are not Slavs?

No.Only in the North there are some Slavs.But we are slavophiles for historical reasons.Serbs are the nation to count on in Balkans.They always fought the Turk and all other enemies.

Ah,a border with Serbia would be a dream.

Are the Greek still angry at the Germans because they preferred the Dutch team above the Greek team at the European Championships of 1988?

We don't remember that.Dutch are very popular because they are good tourists and never cause trouble.
Ced 1 | 54
24 Oct 2009 #149
French-always eating french food,women do not shave their armpits

it's not true French women don't shave their armpits..it's just a stupid myth. they do it at least once a month!
Hobbes 1 | 18
10 Nov 2009 #150
Nov 10, 09, 21:45 - Thread attached on merging:
Oh you seeves! (tell me some stereotypes for the German people)

I don't expect anyone to get the title haha, it's "Oh you Thieves", spelled to try and imitate a German accent. I'm kinda new, so for anyone who doesn't know, I'm from Juhrmany, and I was interested in the stereotypes (besides Nazi) that Polish people have for us!

Don't be afraid to let'ter rip, I won't be offended.

I lived in Leipzig, which is noticeably close to the Polish border (which is bad lol), so a lot of the stereotypes reigned on.

I never understood why there was always this hate, I think it has something to do with the fact that Hitler took over Poland?

Idk, I've never had a hate for the Polish people, and I've noticed as long as I'm nice AND THEN tell them my nationality, they usually have no problem :P

But tell me some stereotypes for the German people you all have

Some Polish stereotypes are:
1) Thieves (most noted)
2) They steal your car at the border
3) Football Cavemen (can't play it)
4) Have no jobs
5) Cultural Regression

Btw, this is in no way meant to harm anybody, just for fun!! I love Polish people!


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