Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!?

heey!!
i dont know if here is the right place ask .. but im just trying to contact sombady from poland, i would like to know the way of life you have.. and more stuff, please sombody that would like to meet a mexican girl?

Definatly not the place sorry :=)
But you can try relationships section?
I think there is one mexican girl started one allready

Ok, now my list (from a Dutch view):

Part 1

Polish: second-hand car buyers, women make good pole dancers and escort girls
German: tend to take ownership of every place they go, dig deep holes in our beaches where they sit at the bottom the entire day. Girls can be either more manly than men or extremely sexy and sweet.

English: taking loud ownership of very bar they enter in groups; sit too long in the sun until their bald head gets purple. Women: drink too much, easy prey when drunk and think it's hilarious to stop any male passer-by to ask him if he fancies a shag.

Belgian: Burgundies. Enjoy the fine things in life. Can be very nasty towards Dutch ppl, but generally are not taken seriously. Women: some of the world's most beautiful women are Belgian. Used to be quite tricky getting them laid, but lately they have become more loose. Catholic.

Irish: think everything is ok as long as they get to go to the pub for their pint of Guinness. Nothing gets done swiftly. Women: orange psychos in some cases, other cases very sweet (so sweet it nearly makes you sick), but kinda hard to get laid if you're not married to them. And if you're married to them, be prepared to want 15 kids.

French: like to protest. Like to smoke hashies in Holland and cause trouble there. Women: don't shave at all. Sometimes a bit smelly of all the garlic, but generally they're good in bed.

Spanish: a bit naive, always interested in everything and terrible in English. Women: you will know that she likes you if you get her in bed. These women can be like a hurricane in bed.

Italian: smooth appearance, nice clothes and they take two sets of clothes to the beach. You never know what might happen. Not much substance though: always the same smooth babble to tourists. Women: nearly impossible if you don't speak Italian.

Part 2 to follow later on after the meeting that I have now.

M-G (mood gets a bit better)

LOL
It reminds me of one story where an American were on a Polish camping and some Germans were pointing where Pole should go since they came first or something... Then the american said "I thought Auschwitz was that way!"

He felt kinda embaressed and took an other spot.

Aye, but in Kelvinside, they iron it too!

My List, part 2:

Yugoslavia: men are very nice and if you're a friend, they will do ANYTHING (literally!) for you. Women: dropdead gorgeous but very, very difficult to get.

Albania: Beggars. Women: pregnant beggars. Or beggars with children around them. Saw one once get some cash from an ATM, 10 mins later I passed her again, she was begging for some money for the kid.

Greece: the most rude men in the world. Greedy b*stards and only friendly when they want something from you. Women: either dropdead gorgeous or outright hideous. Easy to get in your bed.

Turkey: men want to be modern, but yet are highly traditional in relationships. Women: very emancipated and very fond of anal and oral sex as they have to be a virgin when they get married yet they want sex.

Ukrainian: men: dumb drunk nitwits women: oversexed creatures desperate to get a man from the West.
Russia: men: practicing amateur alcoholics, negative and loud when in groups in hotels. Women: P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E.S. they were born to do this.

Bulgaria: men: ugly and unreliable. women: good in bed, but only rarely willing
Romania: begging is about the 2nd biggest national industry. Women: I've known only one Romanian girlie and her name was Laura and she was not that hot, but she was amazingly nice and surprisingly well in bed.

Hungarian: men: loyal friends forever and ever, make loud noises when eating, like Palenka. Women: like Seanus said: Hungarian girls spread more than democracy and they spread it quite easily if they like you, which can be a day's task as well though.

Austria: men are, well, annoyingly happy all the time and for the rest they are like Belgians and Irish. See my description of them. Women: old fashioned. Need to be courted thouroughly, something for which I don't have patience. They look a bit like Slavic girls though.

Swiss: men; who or whatever gives me the best profit, that side I choose. Women: you will have to ask her father or her older brother for permission to go out on a date with them and you have to pick her up from her parental home so daddy can check you out. First date is always in a neutral place and sometimes daddy comes with you.

Czechia: men: rude b*stards who drink too much and don't like you if you don't tip enough according to them. Women: anything goes. Sex comes quick and goes quick as well. Czechia once had the biggest line of prostitutes in the world: from the German border to Prague, every 50 meters along the highway, there stood a prostitute. Sex is part of day-to-day life for Czech females.

Slovakian: kinda like the Czechs, only in a Catholic version
Danish: men are suspicious, but after a few beers this slips away, especially if you're the one who's buying. Women: you will have sex with a Danish girl you meet, whether you want it or not.

Swedish: men: arrogant b*stards, rude and loud while on holidays. Women: not as easy as the Danish, but after a beer or two anything goes

Norwegian: men: funny, but smart and checking you out without you even noticing it. Women: a bundle of frustrations, emotions and fobia. However, you will have sex with them if you take the time to listen for an hour or two to their sobbing and self-pity.

Iceland: men: nice, but being bullied by the women. Women: those are my personal favourites in Europe: emancipated, smart, tall, blonde, dropdead gorgeous and assertive. These girls will pick YOU up instead of the other way round. If they like you, you will KNOW they like you. This is also because they have a surplus of women. Icelandic females are the best in Europe, in my opinion.

Part 3 soon to follow.

M-G (still grumpy)

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LOL xD
I guess that's why i don't seek women yet :P
I just can't handle the... everything they say :S

So much experience, Im impressed! Do you fancy a shag? ;0) (just imagine Im stood on a busy high street and its saturday night!)

Mr Grunwald

I didn't mean this in a homosexual way. It's just that they observe you and then without you being aware of it, have analysed you and come with a striking comment about you or a habit of yours.

Part 3 of my list (final part):

Scottish: men: I have trouble understanding them, even though my English is pretty good. They deepfry everything, even mars-bars (and they eat them with ketchup)!! Women: extremely vulnerable for compliments (in my experience), usually well shaped b**bs, but a bit passive in bed.

Welsh: I don't like the Welsh. They talk weird, have a weird accent when they talk English and I've only once met a Welsh girl; she was a lesbian.

Finnish: men: a bit awkward. They want to be like Americans, but in fact are more like Russians and have no clue how to deal with their women. Women: generally good looking, well shaped and rather good in bed.

Northern Ireland: men: good guys, in for a laugh, but a bit backstabbing at times, unless they are from Derry. In that case you can't understand a single word they say. Women: crazy, drunk, sex-craving creatures. Man! If you meet a Northern Irish girl in the pub and she is even a little bit drunk and you don't get a BJ or more after 30 minutes, you're either hideous or you are gay.

Portugal: men: very nice guys; actually more British than Iberian, welcoming and you become friends with them very quick. Women: tend to be a bit agressive, but when you know them a little bit better, they are actually very sweet. Have sex with just friends a lot when single (even when not single it's not a big issue).

Brazilian: men: well, they like to party. Women: SEX. Their sexdrive is immense.
American: men: a bit double, but generally nice and welcoming, depends on the part of the US where you are. Tend not to keep their promises and everything can change at the last minute, even if it's arranged for a long time. Women: like to talk abou sex, but are not that quick to put their talk into practice. However, when they're drunk, things most likely tend to get a bit more easy. For the rest, the American woman is a kind of mixture of attitudes of the diverse European attitudes. There is a "harrassment-paranoya" that is not to be ignored. Don't be surprised if you lay your hand in a friendly, non-threatening way on her shoulder and about an hour later the doorman kicks you out for harrassing her.

Finally, the Dutch: men: have still find their place beside the women. They are a bit confused about the role that is expected from them. Should they be the touch macho or should they be the tender, caring man. They don't seem to know as the women want them to be both at the same time. Also, they want the men to be smart, have a really good job, like France, Spain and Italy and be extremely good in bed as women expect to get at least 3 or 4 orgasms per session. Women: usually blonde and pretty face, mostly, but not always, well built. Tend to have an *ss that's on the big side, though. Love-handles are also not uncommon. They like to talk. They like to TALK. They like to TALK about everything, including how the sex was when you're done. They get a major turnoff if you don't want to discuss how it went after the deed. If you want to get a Dutch girl that's smart, do following: have her invite you over to HER place. Dutch women are emancipated, so they don't mind inviting you over. They also don't mind to split the bill when it's the 5th or later date you have with her. Anyway, at her place: pretend you enjoy her crummy cooking skills (probably something vegetarian or something you didn't think could fail, but has failed), talk about things you're not interested in, listen to music you really don't like, talk some more about non-issues you don't care about, go to some weird pub around the corner, bring her home. Thank her for the nice evening and ask her if you can come in again. If she lets you come in again, talk again about non-interesting things (be prepared to drink coffee!!) and then after all that, maybe, just MAYBE you may get to sleep with her.

That's it, I think I have covered all prejudices and experiences with this list. Print it out and hang it on the wall above your bed and memorize it. Shalom.

ShelleyS

I've been around for a while :) And, it was about prejudice, I think ;)

Edit: I forgot Israel: men: are either p*ssies, vegetarian and all, or super macho, vegetarian and all. Women: cool and distant, until you tell them you're Jewish, or at least partly Jewish; then they're all over you.

M-G (mood is getting better again)

See how easy that was?

Theyre OK when the Rohypnol wears off ! ;-)

George8600

I take it you're Greek? :)

I forgot to add to the Greece-part: scaringly proud and somewhat arrogant as they inhabit the birthplace of Western Civilisation. Or so they say themselves.

:)

szkotja2007

Hey, there's an idea. Maybe I should stop sedating them :)

M-G (Hellas, nah - good food, though)

MareGaea, please don't get me wrong, I'm not angry or anything. ^_^

I am half Greek and half Polish. For the stereotype you just mentioned it is quite true. However, I love history as a whole, and especially from the baroque/renaissance to romantic era. But yes, I have met Greeks whom are greedy. As for their women, I have GIVEN UP on them. Idk what it is, whether it's the beautiful or just average ones, their extremely hard to get and stuck up. I know I shouldn't be generalizing like that, but I have had much better experiences with Polish women. And overall I do like Polish women better in both mind and body.

Very nice list, had a nice time reading all of it ;)
I've got a question tho: have you tried to sleep with girls from all those countries?
Man... And how old are you? Something like 250, huh? ;)

No, it's a combined report of general stereotypes and own experiences and stories friends have told me. It's for enterainment purposes only. Don't try this at home.

:)


Since Mare Gaea is ancient Greek for "Mother Earth", I am at least 5 billion years old.

:)

M-G (Mother Earth is the only woman everybody should love, I think)

Is it? Sh*t, i thought it was scientifically proved...
;)


Eh, i knew you were old.
(4,6 billion to be precise)


I agree, but not everybody actually does.

You forget about Mary, your mother and Poland (if your Polish obviously) ^^
Nice list! Something I was looking for hehe
It's funny reading such things :=)

Mr Grunwald

Glad you appreciated it :) Some entertainment doesn't hurt every now and then.

M-G (ahem)

Heeey! im not trying to know someone to date or something.. i only want to know your way of life... about your politics and that stuff... am i supposed to go to the relationship part anyway?

Well, put a picture on and we'll let you know.

what are the polish stereo types on SCOTSWOMEN?:D
HO HO :D

..they talk a lot.

oh we cant help that!:P

Scottish: men: I have trouble understanding them, even though my English is pretty good. They deepfry everything, even mars-bars (and they eat them with ketchup)!! Women: extremely vulnerable for compliments (in my experience), usually well shaped b**bs, but a bit passive in bed.

WHAT??? PASSIVE IN BED?? GET TO F*CK LOL

I WILL SHOW MY RED HEAD FIREY CELTIC BANSHEE SIDE OF ME RRRRRRR

polomintz

If you are a hot redheaded Scottish woman, you are most welcome to prove that I am wrong :))))

M-G (always open for other opinions)

I thought you were a brunette ?

i am starting to get red hair now :D

other than that ive got a typical red head temper:D rrrrrrrrrr

rather good in bed...yeah right.
Finnish women = extreme feminists with below average looks,
at least Swedish women look good

Worst thing in Finnish men is that they tolerate all that cr*p from the Finnish women. So in that sense you are right about having no clue. And then there is the amount of drunken violence in bars, it makes my country look like a big Hicksville.

I really despise my country and its culture nowadays.

edit: I have only positive stereotypes on the Dutch and Polish.

Colonialism never dies in the british! It dosn't matter if it is a bar or a country its ours all the time.

My thoughts exactly. Who says that Finnish women are good in bed? If you are intended to try something kinky then you'll be labeled as a weirdo in no time. Uglier than their East European counter parts. If a man is married to a Ukrainian/Russian/Belorussian/<insert any East European nation> then he must be a fat, ugly and loser (because he refused to take ultra feminist behavior, yelling, stupidity, retardation and Seasonal Effect Disorder at home)..Once Belorussian/Moldavian/Armenian/Central Asian women are allowed to come without any immigration formalities then Finnish women will end up with dildos and vibrators.

What is a difference between a terrorist and a Finnish woman? There is a possibility to negotiate with a terrorist.

dichotomy! So how on earth? :)