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Remedy for a common cold the Polish way - *extract of penis* ?


ukpolska
10 Nov 2010  #1
I love my Wednesday mornings where at the National Veterinary Institute here in Pulawy I have a group of Professors for conversation lessons. This is the only teaching I do now as I have no interest in teaching any more but I do this as most of these people are friends of mine.

Today we were discussing the common cold and remedies for it.
I asked one of the professors what he uses for a cure for the common cold and proudly he said that he had an old remedy that had been handed down by his father and his father's father before him.

So rather intrigued I asked him what it was, and he replied, "extract of penis and I smear it on my top lip and chest".

After I stopped spluttering on my coffee and with the rest of the professors rolling around with laughter, I gathered my composure and asked him what he meant, he explained... I go out in the garden and collect the exact (sap) from the "pinus radiata", (Pine Tree), and make a paste with it and I smear it on my top lip and chest.
pgtx 29 | 3,160
10 Nov 2010  #2
"extract of penis and I smear it on my top lip and chest".

I go out in the garden and collect the exact (sap) from the "pinus radiata", (Pine Tree), and make a paste with it and I smear it on my top lip and chest.

lol...
he got ya...!
jonni 16 | 2,486
10 Nov 2010  #3
You can buy bottles of it in Warsaw, usually imported from Russia.
Hiltiboy 3 | 19
10 Nov 2010  #4
Nice one buddy, i like the way u described it :)
wildrover 98 | 4,455
10 Nov 2010  #6
So thats why my Polish girlfriend never got a cold.....she had lots of extracts....! !
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
10 Nov 2010  #7
she had lots of extracts....! !

But never the full dosage?
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
10 Nov 2010  #8
As long as this subject has been broached, here is my health tip for women: sementherapy.com
pgtx 29 | 3,160
10 Nov 2010  #9
you should start selling it, zimmy...
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
10 Nov 2010  #10
Mine comes with lots of side benefits.
pgtx 29 | 3,160
10 Nov 2010  #11
side benefits.

you mean insanity and rabies?
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
10 Nov 2010  #12
insanity and rabies?

Usually sensual tingling, followed by a rush of naturally produced dopamine, oxytocin and even prolactin. Frequently, the woman will utter words, "where am I" and "I never knew it could be like this, am I in heaven". An automatic request for a repeat performance is inevitable.
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
10 Nov 2010  #13
"where am I"

You misheard them saying "where is it"...

"I never knew it could be like this, am I in heaven".

I get it, you're giving them chocolate...:D
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
10 Nov 2010  #14
You misheard them saying "where is it"...

Please don't share your problems in this forum.

you're giving them chocolate

Only after they do my laundry.
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
10 Nov 2010  #15
Please don't share your problems in this forum.

Yes, It would be a big problem if I could actually hear them asking you that!
REALLY BAD MENTAL PICTURES.....THROWING UP DINNER :(
espana 17 | 911
10 Nov 2010  #16
ukpolska

you are a Weird Person. what a thread......
wildrover 98 | 4,455
10 Nov 2010  #17
But never the full dosage?

Dunno....she worked late quite a lot...??
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
10 Nov 2010  #18
poor lass, did she have a warm jacket? :)
wildrover 98 | 4,455
10 Nov 2010  #19
as it happens...she did...do you think maybe she was looking for mushrooms at night.....?
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
10 Nov 2010  #20
Yes, It would be a big problem if I could actually hear them asking you that!

I would only question why you would even think about hearing a woman talking to me under these private circumstances. hmmmm

THROWING UP DINNER :(

lol, well, that's your vivid imagination at work!
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
10 Nov 2010  #21
as it happens...she did...do you think maybe she was looking for mushrooms at night.....?

She could have been, did she ever come home "tripping"?
wildrover 98 | 4,455
10 Nov 2010  #22
did she ever come home "tripping"?

dripping a few times...but i guess that not the same is it....?
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,007
11 Nov 2010  #23
Very strange with it being so cold outside :/
wildrover 98 | 4,455
11 Nov 2010  #24
She was a strange girl...she actually got pregnant from eating bread with too much yeast in it....well , thats what she said....it wasn,t mine anyway...i had a vasextomy...
A J 4 | 1,090
11 Nov 2010  #25
So did you have your Pinus today?
wildrover 98 | 4,455
11 Nov 2010  #26
How much should you take....to ensure you get a really good dose....?
A J 4 | 1,090
11 Nov 2010  #27
I don't know! Ask Professor Pinus?
wildrover 98 | 4,455
11 Nov 2010  #28
and what do you think you will be given ...if you go in the Apteka and tell them you need some pinus...?
joepilsudski 26 | 1,391
11 Nov 2010  #29
So thats why my Polish girlfriend never got a cold.....she had lots of extracts....! !

Exactly, and this is good: you and your friend are practicing and using holistic health remedies!...But, you can overdo it, and you will find that she will no longer get the positive effects...Let her let you know when she feels 'under the weather' and then the extract can be used for the greatest effect.
Polonia1 3 | 53
11 Nov 2010  #30
discussing the common cold and remedies for it.

As funny as ur story sounds, unfortunately there are much more tragic yet funny Popular remedies, especially in rural area's incl. dog fat......you dnt see many stray dogs in rural Poland. Unfortunate practice, Its a shame such backward practices still exist........I also heard on many occasions the health benefits of urine, e.g drinking and rubbing on ailments.


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