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80% of Polish people are boring or can't party, why?


JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #151
Polish humor is different from ours.

i love Polish humour and so many jokes i know are not even half as funny in English as they are in Polish. but then you can't compare anything to the British sarcasm and irony... with Polish men, you have to be a bit careful with what you joke about ;) they might take it the wrong way.
southern 74 | 7,074
7 Jun 2010 #152
Polish humour is interesting but it is largely situational.I understand polish humour.For example a polish girl saying panimayou po russky trying to imitate Russkaya accent is very funny.Or telling wanna see...Warsaw by night? lifting her skirt.Sometimes I burst into laughter by what they say.
Ironside 53 | 12,427
7 Jun 2010 #153
they take jokey comments about themselves way too seriously

when have you been joking?In your a many diatribes about polish men ......

I just say it as a wind-up, Ironside.

Well, I was winding you up in return :)
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #154
when have you been joking?In your a many diatribes about polish men ......

all my *diatribes* were not jokes i'll have you know. seriously though, i like to wind Polish men up and see them get all defensive lol it's so predictable

Or telling wanna see...Warsaw by night? lifting her skirt.

even Polish prostitutes have a sense of humour. how much did she charge you for the tour?
Ironside 53 | 12,427
7 Jun 2010 #155
like to wind Polish men up and see them get all defensive lol it's so predictable

As if Polish women wouldn't become defensive? phew !
southern 74 | 7,074
7 Jun 2010 #156
how much did she charge you for the tour?

A lot.Polki are expensive.Generally polish laugh with russian jokes but I think they don't like czech humour it is very dark.But czech is really very funny.
SouthMancPolak - | 102
7 Jun 2010 #157
A lot.Polki are expensive.

lol.

I don't have any "Balkan Power" but I've never had to pay a Polish woman, and never will!
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #158
As if Polish women wouldn't become defensive? phew !

not at just about anything, and we would avoid fights and arguements over it too ;)

A lot.Polki are expensive.

don't you think it's sad that you have to pay for female company?
SouthMancPolak - | 102
7 Jun 2010 #159
don't you think it's sad that you have to pay for female company?

he's obviously some kind of self-styled Walter Mitty character.
southern 74 | 7,074
7 Jun 2010 #160
don't you think it's sad that you have to pay for female company?

Show me the liar who doesn't pay.
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #161
Southern, you admitted you paid women just to have sex with you and it doesnt matter whether they were prostitutes or not. Going for a date and buying them a drink or a dinner is not the same thing at all, if a girl chooses to sleep with you after that it's because she wants to, not because you paid her to do it. You pay women to sleep with you, we already established that, so hang your head in shame.
Ironside 53 | 12,427
7 Jun 2010 #162
not at just about anything, and we would avoid fights and arguements over it too ;)

keeping your emotion enclosed is not healthy in many ways :) and - I don't want talk about it! make it worse :)

I-S ( if you baiting people their reaction could be predicted)
southern 74 | 7,074
7 Jun 2010 #163
What if I buy mobile phone?I think this is very different from paying.
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
7 Jun 2010 #164
I've never had to pay a Polish woman, and never will!

Anytime you go out on a date and pick up the tab - you are paying. The prostitute is honest about it. The women you date are 'gaming' you, especially if they're all about "equality" until the check comes.

I've got so many stories in that regard that I'm tempted to put them in a book.
southern 74 | 7,074
7 Jun 2010 #165
I have yet to find a woman to pay me.
Zimmy you think we should get paid for bringing the pen1s to the table?
Ironside 53 | 12,427
7 Jun 2010 #166
I have yet to find a woman to pay me.

find another country to spread venereal diseases, you Greek monkey
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #167
keeping your emotion enclosed is not healthy in many ways :) and - I don't want talk about it! is make it worse :)

sometimes when im out and someone upsets me and i don't wanna let it show i sneak out to the ladies and cry my eyes out, then i come out and party like nothing happened. or i talk to my favourite teddybear and my dog, they always understand me and offer their unconditional love.

;D

if you baiting people their reaction could be predictable

it could be if it's the right bait ;)

Anytime you go out on a date and pick up the tab - you are paying. The prostitute is honest about it. The women you date are 'gaming' you, especially if they're all about "equality" until the check comes.

trust you turn up when there's talk about paying restaurant bills lol. a gentleman will always pay and won't expect anything in return. with your knowledge and skills collected over the years i'm sure that by now you can spot a golddigger within a 5 miles radius so please use those skills and don't tar all the men who pay on a date with the same old mangina brush.

What if I buy mobile phone?I think this is very different from paying.

you buy her a mobile phone to call you and then she takes out the simcard, puts a different one in and you never hear from her again. i reckon this is much worse than paying actually, it's a very silly thing to do.
southern 74 | 7,074
7 Jun 2010 #168
you buy her a mobile phone to call you and then she takes out the simcard, puts a different one in and you never hear from her again. i reckon this is much worse than paying actually, it's a very silly thing to do.

Should I buy boots or furs then?
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #169
only for a woman you love, not for some chick you wanna fvck, she's not worth it. treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen.
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
7 Jun 2010 #170
sometimes when im out and someone upsets me and i don't wanna let it show i sneak out to the ladies and cry my eyes out,

.......but, but, but......I thought you were an "empowered" woman; instead you admit to being a fragile softy.

i talk to my favourite teddybear and my dog,

Your teddybear told me that it is sick of hearing your sob stories. Your dog told me that if
it hears one more "why me?" lament out of you then your ankle will be snapped at.

a gentleman will always pay and won't expect anything in return.

A lady will never want to be bought!

Sorry; we're all "equal" now.
Why should men be expected to keep the old traditional roles when todays women don't?
You can't change one without changing the other.
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #171
.......but, but, but......I thought you were an "empowered" woman; instead you admit to being a fragile softy.

i'm a big softy. after all i'm a female and i'm weak ;)

Your teddybear told me that it is sick of hearing your sob stories. Your dog told me that if it hears one more "why me?" lament out of you then you ankle will be snapped at.

i can't believe teddy told you this, i feel so betrayed! he's not sleeping in my bed anymore!! and as for the dog, no walks for a week, talk about man's best friend hmmm! ;)

A lady will never want to be bought!

not bought, treated. then we can treat you to a home cooked dinner or pick up the bill on the next date. that's how i do it anyway.

Why should men be expected to keep the old traditional roles when todays women don't?

not all women are feminists or selective feminists. there are still many domesticated, warm women out there who very much deserve to be treated by the man in their life. it's not my fault there are so many money grabbing leeches out there these days.
SouthMancPolak - | 102
7 Jun 2010 #172
Think about it this way: if a prostitute costs you £50 an hour, all you get is sex for your £50, then that's it, you have to pi** off. If you want anything else, even just conversation, you pay extra.

Then consider a girlfriend: you may spend 20 hours a week with her and have sex each week. Each sex session may last quite a bit longer than it would with a prostitute. During that 20 hours, you may have gone out for a meal, taken her to the pub, or for coffee, and maybe spent some money on other things like cinema tickets, etc. Let's just say that you spent... hmm... maybe £100 on her each week, and sex was guaranteed each week. 100/20 = £5 an hour. Assuming that you value each part of your relationship as much as the sex part, that's a bargain. Southern just gets sex for his £50 an hour, while those who prefer to have a girlfriend only spend £5 an hour and get a lot more out of it than just sex.

Of course, few people would ever consider a relationship in purely cash terms like these, but if you do, paying a prostitute seems like even worse value than it seems. That's why, among other reasons, I'll never do it.

Besides, many of the best things in a relationship cost nothing at all, and can't be bought. But that's the problem with a lot of people today - they know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
MareGaea 29 | 2,751
7 Jun 2010 #173
Think about it this way: if a prostitute costs you £50 an hour

I'd rather not think of it that way, if you don't mind.

:))

>^..^<

M-G (has a creative Bank Holiday Weekend: 2 tunes for the price of one, how about that, huh?)
wildrover 98 | 4,441
7 Jun 2010 #174
those who prefer to have a girlfriend only spend £5 an hour and get a lot more out of it than just sex.

Yeah...but the prostitute doesn,t usually get your house..!
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
7 Jun 2010 #175
you don't usually marry a prostitute either
wildrover 98 | 4,441
7 Jun 2010 #176
Well not if you can help it...but some people might think its a good idea...
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
7 Jun 2010 #178
we can treat you to a home cooked dinner or pick up the bill on the next date.

not all women are feminists or selective feminists. .......... it's not my fault there are so many money grabbing leeches out there these days.

Hmmmm, I may have been mistaken about you. I welcome you to the sane part of humanity.:)
Arrbol - | 19
11 Sep 2011 #179
Arrbol,

Jesus Christ ! Reading all this rubbish begs the question. " Where does the romance come in all this. " Maybe you don't know the meaning of the word, If you did, you wouldn't have to pay for anything. What a degenerate lot?


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