Why do you keep mocking foreigners when they speak English? Whether it's Crow, NTF or Parisians you meet?
Crow is "fair game" as his English is appalling..... Parisians speak much better English than they like to admit and actively resist speaking it.
In Paris, or in France in general, I only speak in French and service is much better.
I know The French intimately and they are snobs.....