I met a girl, who's primary language is Polish, where I work recently and we're always jokingly pulling cheesy pick-up lines on eachother like:
"Heyy baby, how you doin'?"
"Do you come here often?"
"Girl, you look good enough to eat!"
I was wondering if there are any similarly cheesy pick-up lines in Polish that I could try learning to pull on her? And I don't mean something lengthy and sweet that you would actually try to pick someone up with. I'm looking for short, to the point, dirty pick-up lines that you could almost never seriously say to someone without it either coming off as a complete joke or getting you a slap in the face.
Also, I'm looking for the Polish spelling and everything, not just english translations of phrases :) I can figure out how to say it
Maybe this one (not very original but sort of safe unless you fancy a black eye;):
Cześć kochanie, jak się masz? (Hello darling, how are you?)
Fairly cheesy ones -
Bolało kiedy spadłaś z nieba?
Czy to nie przyśniłem Ci się dziś w nocy?
Cześć księżniczko, w którym zamku straszysz, jeśli wolno zapytać?
Twój tata był chyba złodziejem bo ukradł wszystkie gwiazdy i umieścił je w Twoich oczach.
Czy tu jest tak gorąco czy to po prostu Ty ?
Masz chłopaka ?
~ Tak !
- A chcesz mieć lepszego ?
Straightforward one -
Czy mogę panią poderwać?
Think you'll get some laughs mostly for your accent if you aren't Polish.