depict the preparations for repelling the Soviet invaders.
I imagine that would be sth like: "hey, can you put tha bullet-crate a little to the left yes? No, a little more to the left. Am I speaking Spanish? I said TO THE LEFT! No, your other right handside. Yes...Yes, that's where I want them. A little bit more, pls. Are those cannons coming yet? No? Why not? I ordered them 2 weeks ago! No, don't move that bullet crate! Damn, can't anybody get me a coffee? Black two sugar pls. Guys, guys GUYS! Why is that hole dug here? No soul can get past it now...Damn, ok, fill it up again and dig it there under that pear tree...Everything you have to tell them!"
Hm, sounds like an action movie.
M-G (is going to the cinema when it's released)