Looking for a BRITISH dog sitter in Warsaw

Hi,I am looking for a british dog sitter as my stray pet dog only understands british accent,also i heard that brit english teachers will do anything to make a living.I can Pay 8 Pln an hour which also ofcourse includes dog grooming walking in duties.Please post here so I can get in touch,thank you in advance.

How do you your dog understands British accents when you don't have one?. Did you steal it when you visited the UK to claim tax credits?.

Like the liverpool accent or the West Glasgow accent?
I can do both.
I can also do a Cornish accent, Birmingham accent too. Manc accent is easy too, with the Birmingham accent the trick is to pretend your IQ is half of what it is and breath with your mouth open.

The Lawndawn accent is difficult though, people from London speak pretty bad English, always saying 'we was' instead of 'we were' etc.

I will change you 400zl per hour and I will not clean up your mutt's poo either.

I can offer this accent too

But sometimes I can't spejk

youtube.com/watch?v=o58stoJJ5No

Hahahahah!

Hire this guy!!!!

Would you consider employing an Indian who pretends to be American? He sort of speaks English and I know he'd jump at the chance of earning eight zloty an hour. Last I heard he was pretending to be a consultant for a company which he didn't know the names of both of the brands of, so I doubt he's smart enough to teach your dog any tricks. But it would be good to give him a chance, life has not been kind to him: he married unwisely and has failed in every business venture he's ever tried, perhaps there's a chance he won't fail at dog-walking.

To the OP. What breed of dog is she? My labrador is desperate for a shag and also speaks only English. He wont stand for no nosense though - she better come up with the goods - and he expects a good licking and other extras, so tell your biatch to be prepared for a right Royal rollicking.

Also - please deliver to Tri_City for walkies, as my dog has class and wont go near that ******** aka Warsaw.

I'm available.

That is a very good chance for some brits.
Specially all those hordes that go to Poland to become "English Teachers".

For once, I appreciate your "humor", Levi! It is true that some British guys seem so desperate that a couple of ZL means a lot to them. More seriously, sure if the dog only understands English, it needs an English speaker.

I am Welsh can I look after your dog, bach?
Iesu mawr m'aen ufferni!

Poor Levi. All he can do is dream of having a job in Poland instead of having to live in Saudi Arabia working for the Muslims that he despises so much.

No man I'm going to take ur dog and sell it ;)

...IKR Delph, dreaming of a genetically engineered master race! Sun must have got to his brain.

I imagine he probably thinks about all women being impregnated with his racially superior genes ;)

Ten quid says Levi is dark skinned for a Brazilian and he's got a huge chip on his shoulder about it.

I bet he is mixed Black African dad and Polish mum and hates his dad...:)

Come on, you guys! Although Levi seriously gets on my nerves (and I show it ;)), he does not critize Britons in general but makes fun of ONLY those who are barely literate and end up as "teachers" in some rathole sh###ty villages in Polska B.

He does though InP., he has been harping on some little anti Brit kick for ever.

@Rozu: are you sure that Levi does some ... British bashing? I have not noticed. He's so obessed by his hatred for muslims and anybody who is not white/catholic/heterosexual. What bugs me is that he needs to live in Saudi Arabia to get bread and claims to hate muslims. He may be a troll to fuel racism and xenophobia in PF

yes that is true....that is perhaps one reason why nobody takes him too seriously!!...:)

@Rozu: thanks to reassure me if nobody takes him seriously! Every time, I read his BS, I fly off the handle. I know I'm wrong and I should ignore him. I'll make an effort and stop even reading his messages. Obviously there is something wrong with him!

And there are plenty of them, InPolska, on this forum, given than Warsaw and everything else is in fact Polska B (btw, 'Polska B' seems to be your favorite term concerning Poland). There is no Polska A, InPolska, there is only Polska B and InPolska, my dear!


Come on, Rozu.Anti-Brit kick is a little game on here, just as is anti-Polish kick is another game here (btw, the latter game is often played by InPolska, don't you think, Rozu?)

I Never said anything about skin color. Never.

While i oppose fiercily multiculturalism, i never said anything about racialism.

While there are more evolved cultures (like the Slavic culture) and primitive cultures (like Middle Eastern ones), the same cannot be said about skin color.

But no surprise that the no-brain idiots of the Brit Gang cannot understand something so simple.

About Brith Bashing: The only bashing made here is against Poland... made by brits :)

And by the way, i think that the brits from this forum get offended that they took my words personally. Come on, is not bad work as a "English Teacher" like all the other of gazillions of brits that go to Poland :)

It is low paid but still a job. Dont get offended, brit gang.

And if it's being done by a British citizen, it's legal too, which is more than can be said for the work done by certain illegal immigrants.