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10 Nov 2015 #1
Hi,I am looking for a british dog sitter as my stray pet dog only understands british accent,also i heard that brit english teachers will do anything to make a living.I can Pay 8 Pln an hour which also ofcourse includes dog grooming walking in duties.Please post here so I can get in touch,thank you in advance.
Tictactoe
10 Nov 2015 #2
How do you your dog understands British accents when you don't have one?. Did you steal it when you visited the UK to claim tax credits?.
smurf 39 | 1,981
10 Nov 2015 #3
only understands british accent

Like the liverpool accent or the West Glasgow accent?
I can do both.
I can also do a Cornish accent, Birmingham accent too. Manc accent is easy too, with the Birmingham accent the trick is to pretend your IQ is half of what it is and breath with your mouth open.

The Lawndawn accent is difficult though, people from London speak pretty bad English, always saying 'we was' instead of 'we were' etc.

I will change you 400zl per hour and I will not clean up your mutt's poo either.
mcrpolak 6 | 36
10 Nov 2015 #4
I can offer this accent too

But sometimes I can't spejk

youtube.com/watch?v=o58stoJJ5No
smurf 39 | 1,981
10 Nov 2015 #5
youtube

Hahahahah!

Hire this guy!!!!
Harry
10 Nov 2015 #6
Would you consider employing an Indian who pretends to be American? He sort of speaks English and I know he'd jump at the chance of earning eight zloty an hour. Last I heard he was pretending to be a consultant for a company which he didn't know the names of both of the brands of, so I doubt he's smart enough to teach your dog any tricks. But it would be good to give him a chance, life has not been kind to him: he married unwisely and has failed in every business venture he's ever tried, perhaps there's a chance he won't fail at dog-walking.
Dougpol1 32 | 2,673
10 Nov 2015 #7
To the OP. What breed of dog is she? My labrador is desperate for a shag and also speaks only English. He wont stand for no nosense though - she better come up with the goods - and he expects a good licking and other extras, so tell your biatch to be prepared for a right Royal rollicking.

Also - please deliver to Tri_City for walkies, as my dog has class and wont go near that ******** aka Warsaw.
AmirXD - | 4
11 Nov 2015 #8
I'm available.
Levi 12 | 450
11 Nov 2015 #9
That is a very good chance for some brits.
Specially all those hordes that go to Poland to become "English Teachers".
InPolska 11 | 1,821
11 Nov 2015 #10
For once, I appreciate your "humor", Levi! It is true that some British guys seem so desperate that a couple of ZL means a lot to them. More seriously, sure if the dog only understands English, it needs an English speaker.
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,849
11 Nov 2015 #11
I am Welsh can I look after your dog, bach?
Iesu mawr m'aen ufferni!
delphiandomine 88 | 18,455
11 Nov 2015 #12
Specially all those hordes that go to Poland to become "English Teachers".

Poor Levi. All he can do is dream of having a job in Poland instead of having to live in Saudi Arabia working for the Muslims that he despises so much.
AmirXD - | 4
11 Nov 2015 #13
No man I'm going to take ur dog and sell it ;)
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,849
11 Nov 2015 #14
...IKR Delph, dreaming of a genetically engineered master race! Sun must have got to his brain.
delphiandomine 88 | 18,455
11 Nov 2015 #15
I imagine he probably thinks about all women being impregnated with his racially superior genes ;)

Ten quid says Levi is dark skinned for a Brazilian and he's got a huge chip on his shoulder about it.
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,849
11 Nov 2015 #16
I bet he is mixed Black African dad and Polish mum and hates his dad...:)
InPolska 11 | 1,821
11 Nov 2015 #17
Come on, you guys! Although Levi seriously gets on my nerves (and I show it ;)), he does not critize Britons in general but makes fun of ONLY those who are barely literate and end up as "teachers" in some rathole sh###ty villages in Polska B.
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,849
11 Nov 2015 #18
He does though InP., he has been harping on some little anti Brit kick for ever.
InPolska 11 | 1,821
11 Nov 2015 #19
@Rozu: are you sure that Levi does some ... British bashing? I have not noticed. He's so obessed by his hatred for muslims and anybody who is not white/catholic/heterosexual. What bugs me is that he needs to live in Saudi Arabia to get bread and claims to hate muslims. He may be a troll to fuel racism and xenophobia in PF
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,849
11 Nov 2015 #20
He may be a troll to fuel racism and xenophobia in PF

yes that is true....that is perhaps one reason why nobody takes him too seriously!!...:)
InPolska 11 | 1,821
11 Nov 2015 #21
@Rozu: thanks to reassure me if nobody takes him seriously! Every time, I read his BS, I fly off the handle. I know I'm wrong and I should ignore him. I'll make an effort and stop even reading his messages. Obviously there is something wrong with him!
Ziemowit 13 | 4,534
11 Nov 2015 #22
makes fun of ONLY those who are barely literate and end up as "teachers" in some rathole sh###ty villages in Polska B.

And there are plenty of them, InPolska, on this forum, given than Warsaw and everything else is in fact Polska B (btw, 'Polska B' seems to be your favorite term concerning Poland). There is no Polska A, InPolska, there is only Polska B and InPolska, my dear!

some little anti Brit kick for ever

Come on, Rozu.Anti-Brit kick is a little game on here, just as is anti-Polish kick is another game here (btw, the latter game is often played by InPolska, don't you think, Rozu?)
Levi 12 | 450
11 Nov 2015 #23
He's so obessed by his hatred for muslims and anybody who is not white/catholic/heterosexual.

I Never said anything about skin color. Never.

While i oppose fiercily multiculturalism, i never said anything about racialism.

While there are more evolved cultures (like the Slavic culture) and primitive cultures (like Middle Eastern ones), the same cannot be said about skin color.

But no surprise that the no-brain idiots of the Brit Gang cannot understand something so simple.

About Brith Bashing: The only bashing made here is against Poland... made by brits :)

And by the way, i think that the brits from this forum get offended that they took my words personally. Come on, is not bad work as a "English Teacher" like all the other of gazillions of brits that go to Poland :)

It is low paid but still a job. Dont get offended, brit gang.
Harry
11 Nov 2015 #24
It is low paid but still a job.

And if it's being done by a British citizen, it's legal too, which is more than can be said for the work done by certain illegal immigrants.


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