ok, I promise I'll be nice - I would like to find out what qualifications or certifications one needs to have to be an English teacher in Poland. I'll be sincerely grateful for any serious replies.
A university degree is a minimum - many schools want teachers to have a CELTA as well. Since your husband is polish, you might find it easier to find ESL work without the CELTA.
Dont expect much from it.
The lifestyle of a typical ESL teacher in poland is much like a university student. Teaching english also gets boring rather quickly - my experience.
since you're from Texas, too, and I'm guessing must have some knowledge about how schools work in Poland.
She's a pole living in texas. I don't think she knows anything about teaching english in PL.
To be honest with you I sincerely don't advise you come back to Poland. Many people starts to miss "the old country" when they are too long abroad but when they come back they start to remind themselves why they moved out from Poland. They are not happy about their decission to return. Live in Poland is not so easy as in the USA. You must take it into consideration.
Spot on. Life in the US is much better in almost every aspect. If you don't have a good job in the US right now, then look into going back to school.
this is how it is. the best qualified gets a foot in the door and then is offered the smallest wage possible. if u don't accept it the next guy will.
This is what it's like for first timers. After you get some experience it can be better though.
However, you have one advantage - your husband is Polish. This will make it easier to find ESL work.