I take pride in having accomplished what I have and don't appreciate when someone demeans this
Insulting someone repeatedly and making baseless accusations really isn't a good way to find a job, you know. The fact that some of us are in a position where we can spend afternoons playing video games while being paid to do so is neither here nor there :)
But when I talk about money, are you really willing to accept a junior position and salary at the age of 29? I ask because I can't imagine starting employment at the lowest level in a corporation at that age - especially having to work alongside 23/24 year olds with the mentality of such.
Polish people support Poles.
That's a remarkably naive statement. Those of us living in Poland can attest to having seen thousands of situations where Poles have screwed over fellow Poles, often over tiny things. I remember one story told to me by a rather high ranking executive - his boss (the CEO) wanted to fire someone but wanted them to resign rather than fire them. What did they do? They took his car parking space away from him - it was a perk that wasn't mentioned in his contract, but it meant he had to walk in all weathers from the nearest car park rather than parking underneath the building. Unsurprisingly, the guy quit after a month of such mindgames.
It has to be said, I don't see much room for empathy in Poland.
Poles would rather be offended by some expat being rude to a Pole
I doubt it, especially as you'd be considered to be American by most anyway.
who understands the difficulty of her position but would like to remain optimistic that her entire education won't be rendered horse manure simply because she made the right decision for her family.
Trying to be pragmatic rather than optimistic might be a better idea. Doing the CELTA costs you 4000zl and can get you into many decent situations in terms of meeting the right people - but insulting people and suggesting that you only want something good won't get you anywhere.
You really think that I don't understand the difficulties that I am facing?
I think you're looking at it the wrong way, personally. Instead of crowing about your education and how you can maybe do this and maybe do that, why not focus on what you can actually do? You aren't qualified in Polish/European law, so you've got a disadvantage there - but perhaps you can find a company that exports to the USA and could do with a bilingual person who knows her way around American law. Certainly for exporters, there can be possibilities - but of course, they wouldn't be able to pay you highly.
I'm already depressed enough as it is knowing that my education isn't worth much in Poland and being constantly reminded of it is getting old.
Then look at it from a different perspective. Yes, your doctorate isn't worth much here for people and that you're also seen as a liability for employers (29, married, without kids = red flag when considering Polish employment law) - but there may very well be some demand for someone that can draw up American contracts for exporters. Polish exports in 2011 to the USA totalled $232,765,000,000 - someone who can guide these exporters around the American market in terms of legalities (complying with labelling laws, etc etc) might very well be in demand.
But you won't find such jobs advertised, nor will you be likely to get them by sending CV's blindly. The best way in the door is to do the CELTA, spend a couple of years teaching and see who you can meet along the way. For a 4000zl investment (a drop in the water compared to the cost of your education, I'm sure!) - you might find many doors opening up that were previously closed.
I think I'm quite looking forward to the possibility of running into some of you in this "village".
Would be a pleasure - I could probably have a very interesting discussion with you about why women are so terribly discriminated against in the labour market in Poland.