I willsmoke like a steam trainif they put me to the test ,andi dont even smoke lol.And doumeen if i stop at germany before uk or just like fly over germany ?
If you enter German territory with more than 800 cigarettes, you'll lose them if you're stopped - no exceptions.
As for UK customs stopping you - remember, they'll be looking for evidence that you're intending to sell them on. And they are a law unto themselves - if they decide to seize, you've no chance of winning an appeal.
We were always told that we are only able to bring back 1,000!
It might be different in Ireland - the EU only officially demands that people can import 800, but the UK went mental and decided that 3200 would be a sensible guideline.
Its not illegal?
It is, the EU ruled that you must personally import items - but if you're savvy about it, I'm sure it's not so difficult to have them sent in the post.