Ban all benefits
For those who have never paid tax definately.... But benefit are there to serve as a safety net for those that fall on hard times (or thats what it was supposed to be like), so I would not agree with ridding the island of them all together..
I have another formular: (the UAE use it)
Tourist tax if you are a foreigner and not a British citizen (those here for 10 years or more could apply for the privilage) , but no other income tax or national insurance - in return for this we give nothing, no free education system, no access to doctors or hospitals, everything would be pay as you go, so those immigrants that want to come here and reproduce like rats, they'd have to pay and receive nothing for their efforts to over-populate my island!
refuse to even learn English,
There are plenty of Poles that have done this, but there are plenty of Brits living Poland who dont speak Polish either! It never fails to amaze me that people could move to a different country and not learn the language!
Ban Islam and save Britain lol.
Its not as bad you think really...Muslims are not the majority, they just have big mouths! Also any MPs they have are a joke and pretty much a disgrace (Lord Ahmed...anyone?)