Are you able to hear the different English accents?

Just having fun, Z.

I think that would be Maf's second category of Scots which I suppose is really a dialect of Old English and is spoken in Lowland Scotland.

Judge fer yoreselfie, lassieroo!

youtube.com/watch?v=vRnQ8lYcvFU

I can just about follow the general drift but when he starts listing words I have no idea what most of them might be

Northumbrian does, at least did, until recently (perhaps changed with the advent of social media) pronounce "there" as "thar" and evidenced numerous vestigial elements of much older English.

Why don;t you ask me or consult wiki?Why are u asking those little p..., they are low key engliush tichurs and their English is only ;just' better than mine if at all lol!

I mean lowland Scotch - a r u not shamfully c..less for someone that profess a kin interes in linguistics? That what I would call irony.

lol is that like Bells? or more upmarket like Glenmorangie?

Glaswegians have an almost American-style "flat" 'a'-sound as in their pronunciation of "past", "half" etc., haven't they?