Do they have phone books in Poland?
No, Phone books have never existed in Poland, most people are highly dyslexic and to put words and numbers together would lead to outbreaks of wild sporadic panic. It would lead to civil unrest and could even lead on to all out civil war.
If they war ensues then it is more than likely that wantaway areas such as Sląsk and Kaszuby would gain their independence.
This would be disasterous for Poland, especially since most of the money Poland earns in taxes is robbed by Warsaw from coal- and industry-rich Sląsk.
Do they have phone books in Poland?
A very dangerous question. Beware. CBS is watching you now man.....and I don't mean the news channel :P