Poland in photo riddles

'Podaj cegłę!'


Can't read minds.

You lost your virginity in it....?

Howa Huta, building a better future (or something like it)?

Yes!


Will it help when I tell you it is a character in one of my fave childhood books ?

Which one?


Nope. I lost my virginity in a luxurious hotel in Zakopane. :):):)


Bartolome solved it: Pass the Brick!

Next one:

I got very sentimental seeing that car there. Why?

Because that's where your dog rover was sitting at the time?

Although I don`t understand, I know it is a miss. :):):) Try again. :):):)

Because it was your first car?

i got it! your child was born in that car! or children!!

Your father had one....?

Or he was. This model goes back a year or two.

(Not trolling - I was born in the back of a 1962 Ford Anglia. The roads have improved a lot since then)

Ehem... I know you're the creator of this thread, but it's supposed to be 'Poland in riddles' not 'pawian in riddles.' What and where is this?

Yes, my first own car which I bought with my teacher salary. If I kept it till today, I would go to that picnic! :):):)


Not quite. All my kids where born in a hospital with my assistance.

But I have a few photos of my wife feeding our baby in it. :):):)


Nope. I already mentioned the book from my childhood where Opel Kapitan plays a role. Which book?


Oops, it seems you have a problem with my ego. I probably know how you feel - that your ego is smaller than mine.

I am afraid I can`t help you with it. You have to swallow it somehow. I am a Pole and I present Poland in my photos here. So what that I add a personal touch to it? It only makes it more interesting. :):):)

Besides, have you seen me in any of these photos?

So, what is your facking problem? :):):):) Fall on a tree, man( or: Jump on a tree) :):):) Leave and let live. :):):)

Next:

What drove me crazy in Wrocław twice on one day?

Dog turds along the Odra in Biskupin?

Power station in Opole.

What is this:

a power station

Something about dogs, indeed, but not turd. I got used to it in Krakow, already. :):)


Yes! But where? :):):)

ticks?

I don't give a damn about your ego, and your cheap psychoanalysis. I just pointed out in a rather soft way it was supposed to be Poland in riddles and you give me some crap that I've got 'facking problems'. And too many emoticons for my liking. Whatever, roll a hard candy (or get lost to Honolulu boxing monkeys).

Your dog lost the canopy to his parachute?

I don`t have a dog because they unnerve me. :):):)


Yes, you do. The fact that you are going on with your stupid explanations proves it. :):):)


What the fack am I showing here? Mars???? :):):):)


I am afraid you are a bit unaware of the fact that it is you who is giving crap here. :):):):)


It is still your problem you have to cope with somehow. :):):):)


I don`t understand this first part but Honolulu monkeys are nice. Thanks. :):):):)

Hey, Bart, don`t forget that I guessed your riddle. :):):):):)


Yes, giant hairy ticks left behind by the dog owners:

Next:

Where am I?

there are two old english sheep dogs that get walked near me,the last couple of weeks the path looks like some sheep has been torn to shreds by a fox with all the clumps of fur.........................

It is a revolting sight, indeed.

Next from Wrocław:

2 Where am I?

And before I turn in, this one:

What is the message in it?:

garrison church. next door to rynek

did u see the little people's house nearby ?

Yes.


You mean this one?

that's the one. it's at the end of either jas or malgosia. (both are buildings for those also reading)

The builder was better at floor tiling than roof tiling

:):):):) Hmm, quite possible. That kind of roof might be leaking, indeed:


Three riddles about Hansel and Gretel:

Memory of who?

Why is Hansel so smeared?:

Where else can you see this?:

Who painted it?

i read somewhere above, it's Matejko's kicz :)

Oops. sorry, I forgot I already posted that one above.

Of course I meant this one. The question remains the same:

the answer remains the same :) sluby lwowskie