TRESPASSING ON MY LAND IN POLAND....what can i do legally...?

for a hell of it, I googled! Check this out:

findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_6783/is_2008_April_30/ai_n28518709/

Those free wandering dogs are a problem for the countryside. Not just for other animals. Ask any village mailman how many times each of them were bitten.

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US of A. I have a vacant building for the past 4 years and yes it's untouched by the local yokels. I don't know what it's like in poland but in the US the polaks are much more law abiding. In a Polish American neighborhood you can leave the doors unlocked.

Yes but it was 'my' countryside which I paid for, yet I still do not have the right to refuse them access and don't get me started on the postman who delivers when he wants to!

The difference seems to be , that in the UK the police are looking for those who did this , whereas in Poland they would not bother too much...

Actually I believe its 150 meters not 300 meters. I've seen wild dogs roaming myself and they are a problem. Hunters feed the 'wild game' to eat and pay farmers for the damage they cause, they even buy the land surrounding forests so that the boar and deer eat their crops rather than other farmers who have to be compensated. In the case of pheasants they pay for them to be bred and released. Not surprising they shoot dogs let loose by irresponsible owners (of whom there are many).

Having said that, I would not be surprised if a hunter shot a dog with collar on. Keep dogs close to the house...


The deer belong to the hunters in effect, they pay for their upkeep when they shoot them.
The chance you would have a gun without the hunters knowing about it are nil; you need to be in a club to get a license and penalties for having an illegal gun are severe.

Yes it would be a terrible tragedy if some animal was killed by a dog , before somebody with a small penis was able to shoot it...!

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M-G (tiens)

I need a guard cat....

Something like this maybe? ;)

Noooo something smaller an cuter...and not so expensive to feed...

here

i'm just not sure you can handle that kitty cat...

Feed it with Ugly bats!!!

There seems to be a pattern in European thought of complaining about any issue and then ridiculing anyone with a viable or cost effective solution. Strange, neurotic people you are.

BTW, I forgot a couple of North American gray squirrels in the UK last time I was there, have you seen them? I am at least comforted by the thought that you are too mind-tied to actually do anything about them.

I take it you like killing things then...???

He's American ;) ;0 Organise for a group of screaming people to go running at her, wildrover. See how she reacts to that :)

I did think about digging some graves on my land..where she can see them...

FEMA's gonna get ye :) :) Or whatever the Polish equivalent of FEMA is ;) ;)

You should get a big bouncing belly like in that Reebok commercial, ... LOL. That'd freak her out :)

I'll can assume you are a vegetarian or vegan then?

Nope...i am quite happy to stuff a fat hamburger in my face when i can...

How about charging her with a brigade of heavy fish wielding MOFOs? Is she immune to that or....? When that fish slaps you, it can really alter your perspective quick sharp :)

OK, just checking.

I have no issue with taking an animal to eat it, wild or domestic. Neither do I have an issue with taking a feral animal. Its kind of a process before I would kill a feral animal. I would first ask about to try and find its steward. If none was found I would appraise its condition to see if it was deteriorating. I might call the animal control dept if there is one. If none of these thing proves effective then I would end its life. It all depends on the situation. If the animal isn't destructive I probably wouldn't do anything. If I think the animal is suffering or is being destructive I wouldn't hesitate.

I would drain its blood and wash my balls with it though, after all, I'm a crazy blood-thirsty A-mur-i-kun.

I am not sqeamish about killing animals . a couple of years back i was a driver for a party of Danish hunters hunting with a Polish club , so i saw the shooting and gutting of the animals up close...

I would kill an animal if i was starving and my life depended on it.... i would kill it if it was in pain and suffering , and i would kill it if it was about to eat me...

But to kill an animal just for fun , to stick its head on my wall....no , not for me....

Was this near Slubice by any chance?

It was about 12 kms from Lobez in Zachodniopomorskie...

Neither would I. I hunt and fish for meat. I do have a few antlers about but they were never the point of the hunt. I could go to the grocery store easy enough, but why pay someone to raise an animal for meat and then pay the state to dispose of an over-population of prey animals. I can appreciate that not everyone wants or needs to participate. Thats cool.

Oddly enough, I am approached by more female family and friends than males who are interested in hunting and shooting. The idea that you can take an animal and feed yourself and family is really very empowering and confidence building to these women. The secondary result is that through learning to handle a weapon properly and becoming proficient with it they have a much higher sense of personal security.

What was this damn thread about again?

I would take out your shotgun and if they decide to trespass again you shoot them square on in the chest!!!! Atleast they won't do it again, it would probably also put others off from doing the same thing :)

Oh, right.

Um, Just run naked screaming like a banshee and bonk yourself on the head with a stick or ssomething like that. Thats what I do. Its Super-effective.

You might also start a rumor around town that the property is infested by Nazi-rape-ghosts dressed in clown outfits. Dress in a clown suit and walk about the property at dusk for a few days in a row. the word will get out.

Funny enough i did at one point have a human skull in an upstairs window...nooo not a real one , but a very realistic medical model...

Actually , i don,t think i had any problems untill i moved it away from the window..???

I do like the idea of promoting myself as slightly crazy and possibly a bit dangerous , i don,t have a clowns outfit . but i have a scarey mask , and an axe , possibly i can combine that with a large fish and some rubber gloves...

You don,t think they might lock me away in some Polish institution do you..? i have my wedding to be at in Russia next march....!