PF - The Omnibus Edition

nope, just thinking about the goo times we have ha over the years:)
quoting:
I always cry when I read this.
that is the first time I wrote it:). No need to cry. Oh, what the heck, cry all you want:).

I have never exchanged bodily fluid with any member of this forum.

:-)

Why not?

On the serious note: Szarlotka has done some pretty good writing.

Serious and me don't get along;)

I'm working on one last major epic piece - an introduction to what to do and see in London for all those lovely people from around the world who will descend upon us in their tens (reduced due to the recession and the available space on the Tube trains) for next year's Olympics, how to find the Reggie Kray Memorial Athletics Stadium, the cheapest Jack the Ripper tour of London by night, bribing your way into getting tickets for the Brazilian Womens Beach Volleyball games, the real intent of synchronized swimming.... that sort of thing.

;) good man!!!!! I was just re - reading your older contributions and I got sentimental. Take a compliment like a real man, will yah.......


I have a feeling that he Brazilian theme will be the longest;)

OK. Thank you very much;)

Damn it, you just ruined it for me. This whole time I pictured Szarlotka as this gentle, kind, FEMALE soul! ...and I bet he doesn't even shave his legs! This sux, I'm crushed.

I seem to do it to lots of people;)


he might be that too, I concentrate usually on his writing, but I guess legs are your domain;)


figure of speech I hope;). Pilots!!!!!!!

PMSL - the girlie identity crisis driven by the user name is not a new mistake. If you had been here a few years back to hear how I got the nickname in PL you would understand.

For future reference my legs are unshaved, I don't have a Brazilian and if I would never wear that bikini top with a tan - that's what white is for;)

Lotka is a girl! I KNEW IT!!!!

Well, yeah... Isn't it everyone's domain? lol


Yes, thanks for your concern. Ok, I'll rephrase it.

This sux, I've lost my bearing, have been forced to declare an emergency and have made an emergency landing at an unfamiliar and a totally disappointing airfield. To make things even worst - the strip was covered with tall grass. :)

it is a hit or miss, what can I say, such as life;)

wot no ILS? Not that I trust software with my life. Once got a ride in a Tornado GR1 flying low in the Lake District using terrain seeking radar. All the time I was thinking that no system i've ever known is bug free!


No no a thousand times no..... I understand the off side rule FFS.

I just threw up a little bit.

Please help me. I have lost contact with some very good friends. I say friends even though I never actually met them in person. It was an online kind of thing. Just text, they couldn't afford webcams and I can't make mine work anyway. I know some of them are still alive but it's been so long I don't know where to start looking to find them again. If any of you know the whereabouts of any of the following people please ask them to call me or even visit me here at the home for distressed gentlefolk.

Bubbawoo, Pingwin, Ranj, Shopgirl, pgtx, Krysia, Osiol, Giles, Svengoolie, Svengoola, Hueg, Sledz, Fitz, Mufas, JustysiaS and others

Small reward for finding in the form of humorous and intelligent debate...

Time for my meds

I bet they are all shut in a broom cupboard with the avatars....

Excellent list....

In the crawl space under Trener Zolwia's trailer....

Lol, my wild imagination would always take me into his parent's basement..

I just wanna ask have I ever been mentioned? I would die if I didn't know about me being mentioned :S
Also been anywhere anythign about BB or Ironside? It would probably make me laugh :D

So you had breakfast twice? LOL

Pay attention. You are still here which is why you are not on the list. You are still here aren't you?

As for general mentions in my ramblings the bar has been raised. To get a mention you have do something truly memorable to counteract my failing memory. Try posting in the nude or putting an avatar against your user name or maybe send us a Christmas tree or two.

You forget the sheep, that abaaardeen ladie.

That's my usual MO.

Nooo don,t do it.... i got arrested outside the post office for that very thing....

Were you trying to send your Russian gf a "present"?

What list? O o


In the form of posting stuff? Yes sometimes!


posted an half "naked" picture of myself somewhere on PF allready no need for that


avatar? My old avatar? It was an Norwegian flag.. I know not very original


NORWAY! NORWAY! I am NOT from DENMARK! DUHHH!!!!! They sell that kind of stuff >:(

please stop disrupting Szarlotka- he is writing.

It's all Scandinavia to us insular Brits;) Blondes, horrendoulsy expensive beer.... that sort of thing;)

Who gives us our Christmas tree for Trafalgar Square every year?????? It's you lot (and very grateful we are because the current austerity measures means that our public funds couldn't buy us a two foot artificial[ jobby from the local DIY store)


True - a proposal for my next piece of highly lucrative but extremely boring piece of work;)

ok fine I am waiting


Sorry I was told your busy