PF - The Omnibus Edition

You have a point.

However, I recently started a thread entitled "Would you join a Polishforums dating site?" in this forum:


Yet it got moved to off-topic, soon after it started. Now please explain to me how a thread with the above title/subject, posted in the above forum, is considered "off-topic" for that particular forum. It couldn't be much more ON-TOPIC if I'd tried!

I'm not one of those who constantly moans about the mods, but now can you see why a lot of members are getting fed up with the mods?

I'm afraid as expected, the thread give very little advice on how to "improve your relationship with a Polish man/woman or Polish dating sites", but turned into nothing more than a joke thread.. Some members might also be offended to have their names mentioned in this thread should it stay on the public part of the forums. For visitors to the site the thread didn't give any advice on the guide lines you quoted.

V for Vagina. (Vulgarity.)

Violà! Vaccilating with vafrous vagility and velocious venerous venery, ventilating in vieuw, a vaniloquent vulgar Vaudevillian veteran of vice, cast vicariously as a veriform and virile varietist, aswell as a victimized villain by the very vicissitudes of our voluptuous, vulvar Vixen Victoria, who valorised frail and frigid Varsovienne Feminists with a fair and frozen visage. Verily, this farce, no mere veneer of vulgar vanity, is a vestige of the venal and vendible Foxy Populi, now vacant, vanished and vaporized. Vocalized vividly, and with filthy fragrance, this valourous and feminine visitator of ventorious and ventripotent ventages, overflowing with verdure verjuice, vows to vanquish these virulent, volatile, vespine and vesicant vermin who violated our freedom to frivolously frolick with flirtatious and fertile females, viduous Vicereines and Viceroys, who vesuviate a ventanda of fleeting, fiery and feisty fantasies, finally freed from fidelity and foul fanatical vouches, and freak visions which are a vomiturition of virilescence. The only verdict is vengeance, a Vendetta on the vincible, vocal, vibrant, held as a vociferated votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate and free the vigilant, viripotent and volable Vivandières who volunteered to vulnerate viridigenous and voyeuristic virgins, to facilitate a volutation in volupty and flings, for fun. Volensing and volitient to vomitting this vaguely vaginal and vulvular vichyssoise of verbiage which veers most verbose, it's my very good honour to verify the fucking fact, that the V for vulgarity has vanished forever from this very Forum.

Next: C for Censorship. (Or cookies??)

:S

P.S. I'll never be a good as Szarlotka.

I know I am answering your post 13 days later but as you can guess all these days passed with calculations of the game and able to read your post now :) Thanks Szarlotka.

nobody really is but you seem to have your own style.

It seems that Mr Pie aka Szarlotka has deserted his writing post to spend more time on playing gold.

All good things eventually come to the end, so did Mr Pie's writing. He spoiled us with his wittiness and now all we have left is memories.

The passage of time is an cruel thing indeed.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,

"To talk of many things:
Of songs—and wars—and well stacked racks—
Of sausages—and pleasure enhancing rings—
And why my tea is boiling hot—
And whether llamas have wings"

A little bit of poetic license there but Lewis Carroll is well gone so I should be safe from the legal beavers (Yes Shawn, beaver has the same meaning over here too. I remember a much loved pub called the Crown & Shuttle that was renamed the Beer and Beaver when the dancers became more adventurous. The things I have done in the name of client entertaining.)

Having been away from here for a while with only the occasional fix of a post or two, I must confess to having struggled to get back up to speed on what is going down on here (apart from Southern who still appears to be going down on anything that moves). The sheer volume of threads has forced me to review only the more popular topics. So, more for my benefit and/or sanity, here is the much delayed Omnibus Edition.

At this point I must draw to your attention the sad passing away of Ed. We here were in shock at the nature of his demise – knocked down by one of those eco-warrior cycling fiends that have terrorised London’s street for far too long now. That he was knocked down was not shocking, it was the absence of alcohol in him and the mysterious absence of his gaggle of pretty Ukrainian ‘nieces’ that left us stunned. We clubbed together to have his ashes scattered across Soho and then made our way to the Rose & Crown to get wasted and insult the memory of the evil little beggar.

Llamas – What’s it all about.

TZ (who I think may have been Randall in a prior life) has started a whole Llama thing that confuses the hell out of me. At first I thought it was in honour of these cuddly South American beasties but then I did some research that implied that Llama was a coded insult of some kind – hence the Obama Llama references. Just when I thought I had cracked the liberal thing the thread went off into all sorts of different directions, to the point when I thought it really was just a cuddly mammal appreciation. Mind you, I’m with dtaylor on this one, llamas do not deserve our love. There is a dark side to them. Never turn your back on one is my advice. You’re safer with an alpaca believe me.

Wikileaks – we love it

Well many of us seem to at any rate and many of us are concerned that the leaks will dry up (apart from the Aussies who can’t wait for the leaks to go) Actually the debate on this thread is quite informed around the freedom of information in totality versus the need to protect us from ourselves. In fact I’d go as far as to say that there is a real quality to some of the arguments here, unlike on the usual gaggle of mixed race relationship, my country’s women are sexier than yours and I’m not a racist but type threads that still seem to spring up quicker than a red blooded male’s appendage on here.

Music is my first love

Well second if I’m honest. Make that equal second with Guinness. The old what are you listening too right now thread has been very lively of late. It seems that Ashley’s Mind, Natasa, Sascha, Teffle, Pennboy and AJ are trying to replace Youtube with PF as the user interface of choice for music vids. I’ve enjoyed a lot of their selections and some of the memories. I mean Roxy Music for example. The music was OK but to a youth at the time it was the album covers. Even Southern would have drooled.

So I have a lot more catching up to do and may even be moved to pen another Edition some day. In the meantime I wish you all well.

PS – where is pgtx these days? I have a bone to pick with her. I was in virtually every bar in Krakow for a week looking for her meetup gathering. Cost me a fortune in beer (all expensed thank God).

Oooooh....they paid you to say that, admit!!!

*hides all monitors from llama*

he is back!!!!!!!!!

Alive and kicking!!!

Is it true Szar, that information about threads has been leaked to you and you are slowly releasing the information:)

Thanks!

I could not possibly comment... in case I'm locked up on a trumped charge of indecency towards llamas by the Peruvian authorities. As me mam told me, always protect your sauces.

Spill the beans szar!!!!

Oh no, that will only bring out our WR!!

By the way, Ayr United just beat Hibs!!! night is goooooooooood :)

Nice one. Have half a bottle of single malt on me;)

I'm off anything alcoholic for next couple of months, doing some serious Munro bagging soon.
i'll let the Poles get confused by that last sentence! ;)

Well, since you asked. It basically boils down to the laws of physics and thermodynamics. The aura of boobs is directly and inversely proportional to time and gravity, it is also highly dependent on the desperation of the appraiser. For every action there might be some more action, and sometimes a negative reaction. And lastly, a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra. Wow, I'm turning into Southern... Someone shoot me!

Good man. My tally has only gone up by 7 in the last 3 years.... shocking really after a good start;)


Even Burns night? I'm impressed!

Well this is my first year doing it properly, got a Sgt Major friend of mine taking us and putting us through the training. He's taking it a little too seriously but we shall see :)


Even that! much haggis will be eaten though :)

BEANS...! did somebody say beans.... let me at em....!

Nice to see some things are understood around the world.

Also, nice to see something decent posted around here for a change!

A Canadian friend of mine was bittin on the thumb by a beaver....

If it was the animal beaver then presumably his thumb is embedded in a dam somwhere now.

If it was the other type of beaver the mind boggles....

Sucked up into the never-neverland of eternal squishiness!

It was a hairy beaver with teeth...thats all i know really....

Was it in a dam or a dyke?

sucked up I hear.

Some people like their tails. A little too flat for my liking.

i once poured a gallon of beer into a dyke.... i still didn,t get sex with her tho....

snif, snif, I have been reading some of the older editions and I am getting sentimental:(.

Doesn't matter how it all ends up, I have had a great time on PF.

I always cry when I read this.

Going somewheres?