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PF - The Omnibus Edition


outintheyard  27 | 517  
17 Sep 2008 /  #331
Are all polish so secretive? Poor Miranda is losing sleep and can hardly concentrate.
Please come forward.
miranda  
17 Sep 2008 /  #332
Are all polish so secretive? Poor Miranda is losing sleep and can hardly concentrate.

LOL. not really;)
OP szarlotka  8 | 2205  
17 Sep 2008 /  #333
Under the Freedom of Information Act, i demand you tell us who it is?

Editorial Integrity prevents me from disclosing the name of the talented individual concerned. Mind you for a brown paper parcel full of used £20 notes....
Daisy  3 | 1211  
17 Sep 2008 /  #334
Mind you for a brown paper parcel full of used £20 notes....

A package has been placed in a secure location, the whereabouts of which, will be revealed on receipt of the individuals name
telefonitika  
17 Sep 2008 /  #335
that was a good edition ... welcome to anon. :)
Hueg  - | 319  
17 Sep 2008 /  #336
All I can say is that he/she uses a lot of commas

I did, feel, a little, Shatnerian, while I, was, reading it. I do have to admit.

PF: The Lonely Frontier

These are the ramblings of Analysis Team Szarlotka
Their sporadic mission to explore strange new posts
To seek out new angles, new interpretations
To boldly summarise what we all missed before.

Edit: Forgot my capitalisation.
telefonitika  
17 Sep 2008 /  #337
Hueg

haha got a giggle from me with that ....
miranda  
17 Sep 2008 /  #338
I did, feel, a, little, Shatnerian, while I, was, reading it. I do have to admit.

ha, ha......that was my point;)
sausage  19 | 775  
17 Sep 2008 /  #339
Captain's log, stardate, whenever it was, contains a life-threatening error.

#1 jbman, #2 PolkaDoll’s (boyfriend or father) #3 sausage

Sausage=Joint 2nd
I demand proper recognition of my guessing skills
PolskaDoll  27 | 1591  
17 Sep 2008 /  #340
#2 PolkaDoll’s (boyfriend or father)

McPardon? All my thoughts on football and my predictions are from me own mind and views. :) You're just sore because you got beat by a girl... ;) hehehe ;)

Edit: It's true, sausage and I are joint 2nd. :)
polishgirltx  
17 Sep 2008 /  #341
Pie didn't write that. it was our anonymous guest omnibus writer.

i think it was a girl...
PolskaDoll  27 | 1591  
17 Sep 2008 /  #342
It was szarlotka who wrote about 1500 posts being blown away.
polishgirltx  
17 Sep 2008 /  #343
1500 posts being blown away.

that's fine with me, but...

It was szarlotka

pie said he didn't write this omnibus... so i just assume it was a girl.... if he's pulling my leg, that's fine also, i've always wanted to have longer legs... both, not only one ... ;)
PolskaDoll  27 | 1591  
17 Sep 2008 /  #344
If it appeared under his name...he wrote it. He didn't attribute it to anyone else.
polishgirltx  
17 Sep 2008 /  #345
maybe somebody sent it to pie and ask him to post it as szarlotka's... why did he mention some other member?
well, i'm lost already...
PolskaDoll  27 | 1591  
17 Sep 2008 /  #346
Well, he said it was a "guest" but if that person remains anonymous then the post goes under szarlotka's name. He then ends up putting up with whatever is said about that post.
Lukasz  49 | 1746  
17 Sep 2008 /  #347
PD don't you see that we have so many discusions not about Poland ? Or much less than Roman Catholic Church.
PolskaDoll  27 | 1591  
17 Sep 2008 /  #348
Lukasz, what now? This the OT section, so it's expected that discussion will not be about POLAND.
Lukasz  49 | 1746  
17 Sep 2008 /  #349
polishforums.com/afghanistan_us_killed_civilians-34_27739_0.html
miranda  
17 Sep 2008 /  #350
soon people will attempt to sue the Omnibus edition. What have you got yourself into Mr Pie;)??????
polishgirltx  
17 Sep 2008 /  #351
soon people will attempt to sue the Omnibus edition.

my lawyer is pretty good... i introduced him to PF already :)
PolskaDoll  27 | 1591  
17 Sep 2008 /  #352
soon people will attempt to sue the Omnibus edition.

Har har :)

my lawyer is pretty good... i introduced him to PF already :)

So he's a Polish lawyer? Or you're threatening us? :)
polishgirltx  
17 Sep 2008 /  #353
So he's a Polish lawyer?

no, but still good looking ;)

you're threatening us? :)

never!
:)
OP szarlotka  8 | 2205  
19 Sep 2008 /  #354
Sue the Omnibus Edition? What is the world coming to? Just in case my lawyers have advised me to comment as follows:

• The last edition was not composed by Mr Pie. He unfortunately forgot to add the standard disclaimer to the effect that the views expressed were not necessarily endorsed by said Mr Pie

• That the guest writer is not a girlie
• That Mr Pie does not mind being consistently beaten in football scores prediction by girlies
• That the first section of the guest post gives a massive clue to the true identity of the author
• That Hueg has watched too much Star Trek to the extent that he now has three ears – a right ear, a left ear and space the final front ear

Lukasz, what now? This the OT section, so it's expected that discussion will not be about POLAND.

Off Topic or Old Testament? Verily I shall smite Lukaz from on high...
Vincent  8 | 796  
19 Sep 2008 /  #355
To save Mr szarlotka from any more hate mail and death threats, I have to step forward to save his good reputation and confess it was me who wrote the last omnibus.

I apologise to all to all who felt they were offended, and promise not to write in any more editions. It was supposed to be a light hearted look at the week in pf but the writer forget that most women don't have a sense of humour:))

Mr szarlotka has already demoted me back to office boy and my only work now, is making him cups of tea and cleaning all his Liverpool memorabilia. I hear that also he is looking for a new proof reader if anyone is interested :)

Have a good day everyone and take care.
OP szarlotka  8 | 2205  
19 Sep 2008 /  #356
To save Mr szarlotka from any more hate mail and death threats

I don't think they will stop anyway

I apologise to all to all who felt they were offended

Come on Vincent, they deserved it

the writer forget that most women don't have a sense of humour:))

How true

Mr szarlotka has already demoted me back to office boy

.which still makes Vincent the most senior member of the staff
outintheyard  27 | 517  
19 Sep 2008 /  #357
No need for lawyers ANything in this world can be settled face to face and a suite case full of cash...
miranda  
19 Sep 2008 /  #358
To save Mr szarlotka from any more hate mail and death threats, I have to step forward to save his good reputation and confess it was me who wrote the last omnibus.

great edition Vince:) I am glad you have come forward.
Vincent  8 | 796  
19 Sep 2008 /  #359
thanks miranda:) hope this means I'm forgiven :)
sausage  19 | 775  
19 Sep 2008 /  #360
hope this means I'm forgiven

I haven't forgiven you. But, despite that, I thought your contribution to the thread was par excellence.

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