Makes no difference to me if your a publician, i managed a pub back at home for a while & if you want some advice I dont mind giving you some. If I were you I'd build a really nice beer garden with some outside gas heaters and install a few flatscreen tvs for sport. I'd sit outside with my smoker friends and it'd be great craic altogether.
Sounds wonderful, my place is in Diocletian's Palace, no chance of a beer garden. On the other hand, no worries about idiotic smoking laws as Split has opted out...
Also following your argument - I should be poisoned only whan I want it and pay for it. Not like now. Plus, there are less stinky poisons;)
No one is forcing you into the pub. Unless you can disprove that, you're just complaining about the noise from the airplanes being too loud because you bought a cheap apartment in the flightpath of an airport.