Nobody ever killed anybody because they were driving after smoking a half pack of cigarettes.
- Oh no? What about morons who drive and smoke and put more attention to the latter and cause an accident? Cigarettes are nothing different than illegal substances we call drugs, only that they are legal now. And sometimes they're more harmless.
Nobody ever shoved a glass into anybody's face because they were feeling angry after smoking a half pack of cigarettes.
- you can do it without alcohol
Nobody ever beat their wife up because they were got home after smoking a half pack of cigarettes and she asked where they'd been.
- Don't limit yourself, now! I'm sure a lot people did, not only drunks beat thieir women!
Nobody ever got fired because they kept showing up to work after smoking a half pack of cigarettes.
- if it was during the time of work I'd fire that b@stard for not working.