Thilo Sarazzin for Chancellor?!
Nah,
Martin Schulz should become a new chancellor of Germany.
He is a model politician and a true German:
> he is a socialist, communist even, so the liberal media in Europe will love him
> he is an alcoholic, so he will establish a natural and good relations with Claude Juncker and the European Commission
> he is "well educated": he is a high school drop-out without Matura. Too much education brings doubt, as a moron he will be strongly convicted to his leftist ideas
> He is generally hated in Poland, so you can show those nasty Poles that you don't care about their opinion
Vote for Schulz