DSZ in Poland: Desperate German attempt to improve their genepool.

DSZ (Deutsche Samenzentrale) is desperately looking for sperm donors in Poland.
They are offering 3000 PLN a month (one donation a week is required) and one year
long contracts for all donors.
German sperm banks offer the Poles to 3 thousand . zł per month for putting semen . That's an average of three times more than the salary for the donor in Polish infertility clinics . But our doctors androlodzy believe that German banks violate the law.

- We do not accept candidates of drug abuse , alcoholism , frequently changing sexual partners , and homosexuals. A candidate can not belong to another bank Seed. For once give a sample of semen donor will receive 750 zł . In one month, you can give the seed a maximum of 4 times. - Read on bank-nasienia.com . Just have from 18 to 50 years , fill in the online questionnaire and undergo an examination .

They are advertising in the Internet and local newspapers, hoping to attract Polish donors.
If you are interested in genetical conquest of Germany (they are conquering as economically,
so we can answer with our own invasion :)) contact Polish branch of Deutsche Samenzentrale
to learn more...

Wait for BB to hear this! :-D

3k for 4 samples / month?? That's a lot of money! There's gotta be something more in the fine print....

As I said, they're desperate.


I read the article in "Gazeta Lubuska" and it doesn't look like there is anything more.
You have to be between 18 and 50, fill out the form, pass the sperm quality test
and that's it.

Imagine the results if black Poles donate too.Anyway it seems that German women crave for polish sperm but not for the source.

Priests? I'm not sure if they are allowed to donate sperm.

Next generation of Germans will have high cheeks.But not due to red army victory.

They will also have more Podolskis and Kloses. I expect German team to be unbeatable
in about 20-25 years time :)

Just tell me where to shoot.

Is this a trustable newspaper or a tabloid one in Poland Torq? If truth, I guess Polish men will wash the company... :)

They are not advertising in Poland, hoping to get the highest quality genes, for some
Brit to apply and ruin the gene pool. They crave genuine, native Polish sperm, WB.


Very decent local newspaper. Nothing like a tabloid.


You surely meant "flood"? ;)

My polish is a little rusty. So polish law doesn't protect the rights of the donor but german law does, so donors are registered in german databases?Something about privacy?

It was a joke Torq but cant say i blame your response, i wouldn't donate sperm to be used anonymously anyway its immoral. Besides the sneaky buggers may clone you.

That want to become Aryans ? Do they know that origin of a higher percent of Germans is of Asiatic origin!

I forese great exports of vodka to Germany after 18 years.And they will not have to worry about foreign car thieves.

They should try recruiting in Russia, that way the character traits will be more compatible.

Anyway - I checked the comments under the article and it looks like the whole thing is a scam...

wykop.pl/link/300345/csi-wykop-nie-daj-sie-nabrac-bank-nasienia/

... "Gazeta Lubuska" should check their sources better before accepting an article for printing.

What about a Franz-Joseph loyalists ?

100% genuine :)

*yawns and stretches*

*wanders over to see what the huff is about*

*reads*

*re-reads*

*reads again*

Hmm...why not? I always said we should merge anyhow!

:)