It may explain why Jesus hasn't shown up yet.
Oh, but he did. According to both camps :)
Noble attempt of common sense, Polonius, but lost in this sea of nonsense, hatred, endorsement of terror, church bashing, moral relativism, spiritual vacuity, unrelenting liberal bias and outright bigotry presented by our heroic secular fundamentalist' PC Brigade .
Over the centuries, the Roman Catholic Church has survived schisms, revolutions, wars, the collapse of empires, plaques, the Borgias, the Reformation, the Enlightenment and the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. What makes you think it'll not survive this silly event, boys?
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For those uncomfortable with such heretical views, can you hear what I'm thinking? It's rather loud, to the point, and it's in English*