Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!

We had a teacher at secondary school who told a story of a girl who, when she got pregnant swore she was a virgin. It was later found she had an intact hymen. That said, I suppose a committed sperm doesn't need to use the entire rocket ship if it has another launch pad... (whatever that means).

I wonder if the subsequent colour of the baby reinforces the case.

Maybe she should just check that it's really sun-cream she's rubbing on.

eew........

I probably could make a lot of money by creating "Sperm-Off"; a placebo like substance that can be sprayed directly to the affected area to prevent pregnancy. Probably millions would believe in it.

Leave it to a polish mother to think her child is a saint and could do no wrong. And...to come up with something so utterly rediculous to avoid the obvious...even if it does make her sound like an uneducated simpleton!

i am curious what would Polish mom say if her daughter suddenly declare during the diner: `i am in love with Serbian, i am pregnant and name of our son would be Ratko Racow`

mom would be very proud or would eventually died instantaneously from heart attack. No third option

Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!

Listen, that sperm came out of something, and I say that something was a whuj attached to a man who was in pool at the same time.

It's more about what the chuj was in, pool or not.

Pot calling the kettle black...

Maybe she innocently picked up a very used towel in the locker room and used it vigorously. :-/
She most likely hooked up for a quickie when Mom wasn't looking though.

Polish men produce a lot of sperm though

What a good idea. For all those couples where the wife cannot get pregnant, let the man come into the swimming pool and hey presto.

The fish in the ocean are complaining about this too as there has been an over abundance of mermaids lately.