ha ha ha!
excuse me i couldn't help myself. seriously now though, i find it ever so entertaining that you keep count of how many girls you did this with and even more entertaining that despite being such a great catch as you make yourself out to be, you can't get laid. lol. oh yeah obviously there is nothing wrong with YOU (:D) it's the GIRLS that are "emotionally unstable and moody" for standing you up every single time. whole 98% of them! is this a wind up thread??
anyway i like it how you interpret someone's polite question about where you are staying as them offering you sexual favours. didn't know it was a Spanish thing! or is it just your thing? :)
as for Polish girls making excuses not to meet you... hmmm... you gotta be doing something wrong, i mean all the tongue action and wandering hands, for a WHOLE hour (-with breaks! lol) and still no date? dodgy breath? sweaty armpits? or maybe someone stuck a note on your back saying "Don't date me I have herpes"? turn around and check, this might be the answer to your problem! :D
this is just too funny...
excuse me i couldn't help myself. seriously now though, i find it ever so entertaining that you keep count of how many girls you did this with and even more entertaining that despite being such a great catch as you make yourself out to be, you can't get laid. lol. oh yeah obviously there is nothing wrong with YOU (:D) it's the GIRLS that are "emotionally unstable and moody" for standing you up every single time. whole 98% of them! is this a wind up thread??
anyway i like it how you interpret someone's polite question about where you are staying as them offering you sexual favours. didn't know it was a Spanish thing! or is it just your thing? :)
as for Polish girls making excuses not to meet you... hmmm... you gotta be doing something wrong, i mean all the tongue action and wandering hands, for a WHOLE hour (-with breaks! lol) and still no date? dodgy breath? sweaty armpits? or maybe someone stuck a note on your back saying "Don't date me I have herpes"? turn around and check, this might be the answer to your problem! :D
this is just too funny...