Foreigner4 12 | 1768
31 Jul 2011 / #1
The numbers are in and it's not looking good.
What was once referred to as Slavic beauty has been uncovered to be a case of just not being fat. That has changed and I'm afraid to say, it will get worse until the economy goes down the crapper again or people become much more active.
But what happened to the Most beautiful women in the world crown?
Based on what I've seen in my own homeland and based on the what I've seen here (since 2001), Polish women will not regain this coveted title until the apocalypse has descended upon us.
Want proof?
Cinnabon. These things are Satan's temptation and while delectable and filling they are the herald of the four horsemen: obesity; complacency; entitlement; ignorance. Now that these things have descended on the population of Poland, there is no going back.
That's right, based on my own experiences growing up in a cinnabon culture, I know it's going to get ugly, and I mean Fuggin Ugly (that's a little play on words with a swear and Ugg boots for you slower members).
Seriously guys there is no messing about here, I had to leave my homeland because of too many fat broads. You got to crack that whip and lead Fatty McFattins away from the trough. All women will get fat if they think they can get away with it. Don't want to be surrounded by fat broads? Lead by example and be hyper critical, I mean be critical to the point of instilling multiple complexes in any chick you see stuffing her face.
Parents?
Shame on you for feeding your kids this endless supply of sugar, these girls and boys don't stand a chance at looking and feeling as healthy as you once did because you stuff them full of sugar at such a young age.
God Damn your ignorance!
Ladies?
It's weird but I'm making the call that men are going to become much more fit relative to women in Poland. Sport is more accessible for males and it's more accepted that males of any age will get together to do something active.
What was once referred to as Slavic beauty has been uncovered to be a case of just not being fat. That has changed and I'm afraid to say, it will get worse until the economy goes down the crapper again or people become much more active.
But what happened to the Most beautiful women in the world crown?
Based on what I've seen in my own homeland and based on the what I've seen here (since 2001), Polish women will not regain this coveted title until the apocalypse has descended upon us.
Want proof?
Cinnabon. These things are Satan's temptation and while delectable and filling they are the herald of the four horsemen: obesity; complacency; entitlement; ignorance. Now that these things have descended on the population of Poland, there is no going back.
That's right, based on my own experiences growing up in a cinnabon culture, I know it's going to get ugly, and I mean Fuggin Ugly (that's a little play on words with a swear and Ugg boots for you slower members).
Seriously guys there is no messing about here, I had to leave my homeland because of too many fat broads. You got to crack that whip and lead Fatty McFattins away from the trough. All women will get fat if they think they can get away with it. Don't want to be surrounded by fat broads? Lead by example and be hyper critical, I mean be critical to the point of instilling multiple complexes in any chick you see stuffing her face.
Parents?
Shame on you for feeding your kids this endless supply of sugar, these girls and boys don't stand a chance at looking and feeling as healthy as you once did because you stuff them full of sugar at such a young age.
God Damn your ignorance!
Ladies?
It's weird but I'm making the call that men are going to become much more fit relative to women in Poland. Sport is more accessible for males and it's more accepted that males of any age will get together to do something active.