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How to please Polish women?


f stop  24 | 2493  
23 Jan 2010 /  #181
a secret to any relationship, not just with a polish woman, is an ability to compromise. Give and take, on both sides, is like a dance. An art. That's assuming both partners love/deeply care for each other. Floripa makes a lot of sense and seems to be happy with his relationship.
milla  - | 1  
29 Jan 2010 /  #182
MareGaea
Yes that maybe true cause Polish women will only have sex with you if they feel something for you and think u feel the same. But as I can see it only works one way...
beckski  12 | 1609  
2 Feb 2010 /  #183
I was wondering why he was your ex-boyfriend? - didn't make sense at first

The ex-bf purchased a home in Nevada. I wouldn't particularly care to live in Las Vegas. Weather is much too hot, lack of employment, etc.
Exiled  2 | 424  
2 Feb 2010 /  #184
There is a modern orgasmic method called pienazki.
Seanus  15 | 19666  
2 Feb 2010 /  #185
I'd call it pieniążki :)
Exiled  2 | 424  
2 Feb 2010 /  #186
Great aphrodisiac.
ZIMMY  6 | 1601  
2 Feb 2010 /  #187
a secret to any relationship, not just with a polish woman, is an ability to compromise. Give and take, on both sides,

Sounds good.....until it's time to pay for dinner. Funny how the liberated "empowered' women suddenly turn traditional isn't it?

Polish women will only have sex with you if they feel something for you

You're right; the last one was feeling for my wallet.

-Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

.....and they don't leave a wet spot.

ex-bf purchased a home in Nevada. I wouldn't particularly care to live in Las Vegas.

I know of 6 friends and acquaintances who have moved out of Vegas and have come back to Chicagoland. Besides eventually Lake Mead will dry up.

I'd call it pieniążki :)

You got that right brother.
f stop  24 | 2493  
2 Feb 2010 /  #188
Sounds good.....until it's time to pay for dinner. Funny how the liberated "empowered' women suddenly turn traditional isn't it?

ZIMMY - do not try luring any women to go to dinner with you. It's a win-win!
ZIMMY  6 | 1601  
3 Feb 2010 /  #189
I don't need to lure women; they're everywhere. In fact, I'm considered aloof with women and that seems to interest them. (For the fellas, the one big thing women can't stand is to be ignored, trust me on that).

I've noticed the female mind thinking "how come he's not interested in me," or " how come Zimmy isn't hitting on me" etc.This is because generally speaking women think of self and attempt to control the social interaction.

In my circle of (sic) friends/acquaintances, I will often see the same women at different functions. By the 4th time around, it is easily perceptible that there is a degree of interest in me ( you know, the coy looks, the body language, and in one instance excessive palpitations, lol).
Seanus  15 | 19666  
3 Feb 2010 /  #190
Buy them chocolates and flowers ;) If this isn't removed, I'm going to complain ;) ;)

Seriously, the above often don't work.
f stop  24 | 2493  
3 Feb 2010 /  #191
that there is a degree of interest in me

and what happens to that interest when you start talking about the evil feminist cults?
ZIMMY  6 | 1601  
3 Feb 2010 /  #192
Buy them chocolates and flowers ;) ...
Seriously, the above often don't work.

If the woman is deserving just give them a winning smile. I notice that some women begin to twitch after that.

what happens to that interest when you start talking about the evil feminist cults?

A self assured woman understands the truth of honest discourse and is above defending false "sisterhood".

"If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts."....
Camille Paglia
f stop  24 | 2493  
3 Feb 2010 /  #193
A self assured woman understands the truth of honest discourse and is above defending false "sisterhood".

LOL Self assured?? Can you hear the alarms ringing in your head?? .. and... should she pay her own way or not?
beckski  12 | 1609  
3 Feb 2010 /  #194
and... should she pay her own way or not?

Probably a good idea for her date to notify her in advance, if the date's going to be Dutch (pardon the expression.) Otherwise, it may be a guy's first and last date with her.
f stop  24 | 2493  
3 Feb 2010 /  #195
lol
I like to think that everyone pays their own way, one way or another.
Sometimes it is easier to put the plastic down instead of everyone assuming that you're giving it up in trade.
ZIMMY  6 | 1601  
3 Feb 2010 /  #196
Can you hear the alarms ringing in your head??

Those are angels whispering in my ear.

should she pay her own way or not?

If you don't know my answer on that by now then you never will.

if the date's going to be Dutch (pardon the expression.) Otherwise, it may be a guy's first and last date with her.

That attitude is why so many women fail to find the 'right guy'. It is so pathetic that so many women (still) think of being provided for first and foremost before getting to know a man. A woman who claims, nay, demands "equality" and still goes traditional when it suits her is a hypocrite.

I like to think that everyone pays their own way, one way or another.

That's the smartest and most objective statement you've made to date.
Seanus  15 | 19666  
4 Feb 2010 /  #197
I think I just did :) She is smiling so must be satisfied :) How did I do it? Well, that's an instant binning if I say ;) ;)

As Bill Hicks once said about BJ's, 'there's a very definite beginning and end to this', LOL
f stop  24 | 2493  
4 Feb 2010 /  #198
Otherwise, it may be a guy's first and last date with her.

When I was bartending in New York, I had a simple system of assistance worked out with one particular group of "weekend warriors". When they were about to buy a drink for a woman they just met, I would hold up one finger if I had any information that they had a good chance of getting lucky if they got her drunk enough. Two fingers if I knew she was single and looking, far from a sure bet, but she only accepts drinks from the guys she is interested in, and three fingers for the least desirable type, the one that thinks men should be buying her drinks for a simple reason that she is a girl, and there were no strings attached.
Bzibzioh  
4 Feb 2010 /  #199
I think I just did :) She is smiling so must be satisfied :) How did I do it? Well, that's an instant binning if I say ;) ;)
As Bill Hicks once said about BJ's, 'there's a very definite beginning and end to this', LOL

Seanus, that's too much information :/
Seanus  15 | 19666  
4 Feb 2010 /  #200
Too late to edit :) Oh, come on, where's your SOH? It's just as well I wasn't fully warmed up :) Have you heard what some women discuss amongst one another? Sheesh :)
Bzibzioh  
4 Feb 2010 /  #201
Have you heard what some women discuss amongst one another?

Yeah, we concluded today that if it has tires or testicles, it’s going to be trouble
pgtx  29 | 3094  
4 Feb 2010 /  #202
SOH

Blond me... it took me a while to figure it out...

;)
beckski  12 | 1609  
4 Feb 2010 /  #203
If you don't know my answer on that by now then you never will.

ZIMMy sounds like a real lady charmer! Certainly, he must have an extremely long list of successful dates...
ZIMMY  6 | 1601  
4 Feb 2010 /  #204
ZIMMy sounds like a real lady charmer!

You should have seen the look on Sandra Bullock's face (when she was between her many love interests) when I told her that Brad Pitt and I are too good for her.
Seanus  15 | 19666  
5 Feb 2010 /  #205
Tyres, Bzibby. Sometimes it's an impossible task if the woman is in a given mood. When that happens, don't even try!
Exiled  2 | 424  
5 Feb 2010 /  #206
Women like massage,cunnilingus and podarunki.
Seanus  15 | 19666  
5 Feb 2010 /  #207
And how about those under 70, Exiled? ;)
Exiled  2 | 424  
5 Feb 2010 /  #208
I don't know about babcias.
ZIMMY  6 | 1601  
17 Feb 2010 /  #209
Women like massage,cunnilingus and podarunki.

liveleak.com/view?i=a09_1266313933

Typical female, this one is Romanian. It's okay for her to slap a cop but when she gets slapped then it's all crocodile tears and suddenly she is the victim. I've seen this sort of thing played by women several times in a variety of similar venues.

Hopefully no man is married to this wench.
convex  20 | 3928  
17 Feb 2010 /  #210
Typical female, this one is Romanian. It's okay for her to slap a cop but when she gets slapped then it's all crocodile tears and suddenly she is the victim. I've seen this sort of thing played by women several times in a variety of similar venues.

Uh, the cop should have arrested her. That's the extent of his job. He's not there to punish. They're both idiots.

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