How to please Polish women?

Not sure if that was the case in Victorian England, most women apart from prostitutes considered sex to be "dirty" or something a "lady" didnt do (we both know its not true, but appearances were everything)..I think a prescription of laudanum was probably the order of the day to help with the nerves!

As to the OP..do what comes natural and if that doesnt work..try doing something that comes unatural!

for the dog or for the master?

Let's say it's mutual pleasing. There's nothing quite like taking the edge off a day ;)

Better tension relief than other methods, IMO.

A very good idea is to give to them your credit card.

see below


ah! a guaranteed method of pleasing at last! doesn't just work on polish women ... works on all ... i have developed a v good memory for numbers ...

polish woman are up front about getting to your wallet my idea would be just pay up front it probably cheaper

Wrong idea,they will take the money and then get ill.Always pay after.

with a vodka and sausage

In that particular order?

In my experience, the best way to please Polish women is:

Keep clean.

Dress smartly.

Pay attention when they speak.

All of the above are great thoughts.

beckski

Yes Beckski. "In that particular order." It has worked for me well. I think that we should get together. We have a lot in common. :)

with my single experience, i say the last one is important.
Pay attention when they speak. Nothing to lose.

To do this day in day out on an ongoing basis is practically impossible.

I advise you to hear russian rap when they speak.

This applies to all women, however I would say that my GF who is polish is without doubt the woman who has taken the atribute of talking and telling you what she thinks, what you think and how you should do certain things to a new level... amazing. I was married to a spanish woman for many years, and the spaniards like most latin women are highly strung, but my girl from Poland beats them all. Unique, singular and without scruples when it comes to getting her way and making sure you don't get yours....and to be honest I love it.

Grow some balls ffs!

Five years ago I rented out the two spare bedrooms to a couple of russian girls ( students). I know all about this.....Russian rap music. It is quite disturbing and goes beyond being funny.

My balls are fine thanks, they work perfectly and without being modest are perfect specimens.

Without dropping to a neanderthal level to be on par, you have quite a lot to learn and trust me it's sometimes better to have the upper hand although she might think she is in control, but then you need intelligence, charisma, the ability to listen and understand and without doubt a certain savoir faire to play in such a subtle and rewarding relationship. To please a Polish woman is no different than any other woman, yes balls are very important and believe me I use them. But no thanks for the advice.

You must be a masochist if you enjoy being under the thumb of your lady. Which reminds me of a conversation between a masochist and a sadist:

Masochist: "Torture me"
Sadist: "No"
Masochist: "Thank you"

:)

Your lady will be a masochist if she enjoys being under your thumb.

Either you or your lady will be masochist... no other choice.. in this system.

What do Polish women prefer? You or your men should be masochist?

Both.In polish culture you have to suffer.

Here's how to please a Polish or any woman. Don't do housework because...........
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1227813/Sorry-darling-I-vacuuming-It-damage-sperm-count-The-best-excuse-men-housework.html

and that's why housework is 'women's work'..

beckski
<--- best at massage's in the whole world.

:)

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feels somewhat familiar!!

Unfortunately it takes a long time for Polish females to mature into womanhood.
Therefore to please a Polish female, lets say from the ages 16 - 50yrs old, I suggest buy them something in line with a lolli-pop.
For the older more mature Polish woman, I,m sure a bunch of flowers would suffice.

quite common actually, but still more acceptable than the other way

not enough. they have big noses that can smell flowers very efficiently.


you mean it is better for you as a male to be sadist than being a masochist?
are you talking about long term or a casual term?
if about casual term, things different.
if long term, things different.
in the long term, you have mouths to be used and fed.