If you decide you're not happy with your Christmas gift, you can always have Santa send him over to my direction. I'd be glad to take him off your hands for you, hehe!
This daddy is from Italy: He doesn't speak English; his parents are from Poland so he speaks some Polish--so I don't know how you could communicate with him, Beckski.
Besides, why wouldn't I be happy with him? His body so soft, I could use him instead of a mat. :)
The only problem would be his wings; but I could pluck them and make a cozy blanket for me (us). :)
Did your guy drowned already?