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How to survive a relationship in Poland?


Amathyst  19 | 2700  
15 Jul 2011 /  #31
hmmm, how should I break it down for you... would you even let me?

Even in the most compromising positions Ive never had someones bollox on my abs whilst having sex - is is possible? Not unless you've been with some strange dude with rather long balls that flop round..

OR TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

Abuse and being treated like a doormat? Yeah..right!
A J  4 | 1075  
15 Jul 2011 /  #32
How make the things work when your part of the deal is to be a doormat and keep your mouth always shut?

Haha! No deal.

How to be yourself with the chain at your neck ending at your partner's ankle, partner whom you love?

Just speak your mind? She'll either hate you or love you for it. At least you'll know.

:)
OP Nathan  18 | 1349  
16 Jul 2011 /  #33
And ploughing fields was so easy back then too and now we use all of this machinery, where's the fun in that? :) I know where you are coming from, but its call progress and just same as anathetic is used these days when taking out teeth or cutting of limbs :) Also you may like to look at the mortality rates back then when these little treasures came along.

I see what you mean and I am all for moving forward with our knowledge. But there are lots of things which are not progress. We use machinery and it made happy many hard-working people in the fields, but at the same time we use chemicals which make our food inedible piece of crap that even intelligent worms are not crazy to munch on. Hence different liver and kidney diseases. Women turned bulemic just because we have a taste for bones, which leads to necessity of anesthetics and other drugs with C-section. True, mortality has been higher, because of non-sanitary conditions of birth, lack of proper medicine and contraceptives, possibly frequent unavailability of parents who had to gain the bread, poor diet etc. But we as a species are becoming weaker immulogically and adaptively as our brain progresses, whether it is forward or backward, is quite arguable.

Seriously, the hospital stuff almost made me feel guilty for not wanting it.

That is a crime. Oftentimes, we are left without reasonable choices just to satisfy the trend of the day. I recently read that cucumbers make people more prone to cancer. How sick do we have yet to get with these research jokes?

1. The stereotype is that mothers have hard time letting go of their sons. They want to have part in the marriage. Wives want their husbands to themselves. But that's not my case.

It is not only sons, but daughters too. Men are usually bastards to her little beautiful princes. My question was why is this pathology more frequently observed in mothers, not in fathers, who rarely have problems with their sons/daughters-in-law? Is this a women "thing"?

her hairy ball-sack being kneaded up and down your abs..?

I agree with Amethyst - what is wrong with your anatomy? I tried to imagine the position and actually looked it up in my Kama Sutra book. It is called 4th phase of the Turning position, not missionary. But again the sack has to be a basketball basket to reach my abs :) But again how my Princess will have balls and vagina at the same time? ;)

to be honest it seems that you are a lowself estem freak.

you are so weak that you began to hallucinate at the point of your low selfesteam.

Maybe, I reached the rock bottom.

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

Is it in the as*?

Haha! No deal.

It is hard when you put your heart in it already, before you realized what you are.
FlaglessPole  4 | 649  
16 Jul 2011 /  #34
But again how my Princess will have balls and vagina at the same time? ;)

this is exactly what I mean, as you said you wished men had vaginas, well technically if a man had a vagina he would still retain his penis - obviously the joke is not funny once you have to explain it:)
teflcat  5 | 1024  
16 Jul 2011 /  #35
Even in the most compromising positions Ive never had someones bollox on my abs whilst having sex - is is possible?

I think it's called the Rusty Trombone. Or is it the Cincinnati Bow Tie?
Seanus  15 | 19666  
16 Jul 2011 /  #36
Plenty time apart and 'kocham Cię' texts :)
SzwedwPolsce  11 | 1589  
16 Jul 2011 /  #37
It depends on what kind of women you date/marry.
OP Nathan  18 | 1349  
16 Jul 2011 /  #38
Plenty time apart

Well, it often ends up in a necessity to shoot your neighbor or best friend like a rabid animal.

'kocham Cię' texts

Only on a checkbook paper. No need to mention those two words either.

well technically if a man had a vagina he would still retain his penis

What kind of logic is that? Man doesn't have to have a penis to be a man.
teflcat  5 | 1024  
16 Jul 2011 /  #39
I'm intrigued. Something you'd like to share?
OP Nathan  18 | 1349  
16 Jul 2011 /  #40
Sure. One example would be 5-ARD:

The condition affects only genetic males(that is, those with a Y-chromosome) because DHT has no known role in female development.[2]
Individuals with 5-ARD can have normal male external genitalia, ambiguous genitalia, or normal female genitalia. They are born with male gonads, including testicles and Wolffian structures, but usually have female primary sex characteristics. As a consequence, they are often raised as girls, but usually have a male gender identity.[3][4]

/wiki/5-alpha-reductase_deficiency

Gender is defined by the chromosomal make-up, not the presence of penis or vagina. But I consider that one's gender should be determined from the psychological standpoint of an individual him/herself, not just his or her DNA characteristics.
f stop  24 | 2493  
8 Aug 2011 /  #41
"Success" was meant to denote the creation of hell at home, which gives a feeling of control and power which is impermissible in other extradomicile social interactions.

Maybe the spouse is trying to be too involved in the mother-daughter mother-son dynamics? Just stay out of it, and if they insist, slam the vodka bottle on the table really hard. ;)
sure456  
30 Jul 2012 /  #42
You can survive when you put your heart. Check this one out and see what i mean bit.ly/OwILiv

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