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ShawnH  8 | 1488  
21 Apr 2010 /  #31
What do you girls think? Will I find her?

I think you might be selling yourself a little bit short.
shush  1 | 209  
21 Apr 2010 /  #32
'Really awesome Dutch guy looking for a cold, rude, blunt, upfront, foul-mouthed, insensitive, practical, realistic, oversexed, suicidal, crazy, mentally disturbed, blonde, hardcore prn b*tch.''

Damn i m not blonde :S
OP tg123  1 | 13  
21 Apr 2010 /  #33
What do you girls think? Will I find her?

You might almost be lucky enough to get someone as sweet as my ex.
Arien  2 | 710  
21 Apr 2010 /  #34
I think you might be selling yourself a little bit short.

Excuse moi? Nie rozumiem.

;)

Damn i m not blonde :S

Well, if the rest of the description fits you I might overlook the fact you're not blonde. (Lucky you!)

;P
Amathyst  19 | 2700  
21 Apr 2010 /  #35
Amathyst you are an evil genius.

Im just a women who knows a thing or two about a thing or two..I also dont like people who try to take advantage of people..follow my advice...It'll wipe the bloody smile of her face when she gets the second text..hopefully she'll have gone out and spent most of it before she's received it..Oh you cant take new highlights and nail extension back ;0)

Shelley, u are a mean b*tch!!!! :D

I prefer genius Dave... ;0)

The good old Northern solution!

It works though!

''Really awesome Dutch guy looking for a cold, rude, blunt, upfront, foul-mouthed, insensitive, practical, realistic, oversexed, suicidal, crazy, mentally disturbed, blonde, hardcore prn b*tch.''

If only I had blonde hair, Id have been perfect! Damn!
Arien  2 | 710  
21 Apr 2010 /  #36
If only I had blonde hair, Id have been perfect! Damn!

*kills himself*

*kills himself again*

:)

Colour it?
Amathyst  19 | 2700  
21 Apr 2010 /  #37
Colour it?

Can you seriously see me as a blonde???
Bzibzioh  
21 Apr 2010 /  #38
''Really awesome Dutch guy looking for a cold, rude, blunt, upfront, foul-mouthed, insensitive, practical, realistic, oversexed, suicidal, crazy, mentally disturbed, blonde, hardcore prn b*tch.''

Why suicidal?
shush  1 | 209  
21 Apr 2010 /  #39
Maybe he is emo ...
Mr Grunwald  33 | 2125  
21 Apr 2010 /  #40
And, more to the point, is she just being vindictive by using this as a tool to try and get revenge on me and make me feel guilty?

You left HER! You should feel GUILTY! Your EVIL!

It costs 2 Z£ to hire me
Arien  2 | 710  
21 Apr 2010 /  #41
Can you seriously see me as a blonde???

You're right..

*bites lip*

Why suicidal?

Don't you think she'd have to be tired of life if she wanted to be with me?

;P

Open goal really! Impress me?

Maybe he is emo ...

I know Elmo, but Emo? Sorry, never heard of him!

;)
Bzibzioh  
21 Apr 2010 /  #42
It costs 2 Z£ to hire me

Per minute?

Don't you think she'd have to be tired of life if she wanted to be with me?

Yep. Desperate.
sadieann  2 | 205  
21 Apr 2010 /  #43
is she just being vindictive by using this as a tool to try and get revenge on me and make me feel guilty

That or trying to have a reason to contact you.
grubas  12 | 1382  
21 Apr 2010 /  #44
A gentlemen would just give her this 500 PLN (what is it 100pounds?) and got over it.But you foreign cockroaches proved already that you don't know what the honour is.

please, stop flaming.
Amathyst  19 | 2700  
21 Apr 2010 /  #45
So the fact that she lied and made up the "fine" 6 months after he dumped her...you still think he should pay it? By the way he's half Polish is he just half a foreign cockroach?
Mr Grunwald  33 | 2125  
21 Apr 2010 /  #46
Per minute?

No...
I get for each service!
Oh wait a second got a phone call

(some minutes later)

No it costs 2 000 Z£ each hour I am really expensive, only rich people can hire me
Arien  2 | 710  
21 Apr 2010 /  #47
A gentlemen would just give her this 500 PLN (what is it 100pounds?) and got over it.But you foreign cockroaches proved already that you don't know what the honour is.

Oh, and one more to break your brains over; You talk about foreign cockroaches and honour but you behave like a doormat. Why not give her 10.000 PLN, that's what a real gentleman would do! *snickers*

;)

No class!
grubas  12 | 1382  
21 Apr 2010 /  #48
please, stop flaming.

ok
wildrover  98 | 4430  
21 Apr 2010 /  #49
you don't know what the honour is.

Exactly....As an Englishman i always hand over money when some Polish person tries to scam me....I even have the local drunks come to my house to ask for beer money , or a lift to the bar...i never refuse...its what us English people are here for...
grubas  12 | 1382  
21 Apr 2010 /  #50
So the fact that she lied and made up the "fine" 6 months after he dumped her...you still think he should pay it?

Yes he should pay her the money and tell her that now they are even and she won't get any more.Btw this not a fine.In PL you pre-pay water and if you use more you have to pay more at the end of period. (but I don't remember if it's year or month)

By the way he's half Polish is he just half a foreign cockroach?

Can't answer,I was asked to stop flaming.
ZIMMY  6 | 1601  
21 Apr 2010 /  #51
A gentlemen would just give her this 500 PLN (what is it 100pounds?) and got over it.But you foreign cockroaches proved already that you don't know what the honour is.

Only a mangina would give advice like that.

As to honor, it is reserved only for those who deserve it.
grubas  12 | 1382  
21 Apr 2010 /  #52
Exactly....As an Englishman i always hand over money when some Polish person tries to scam me....I even have the local drunks come to my house to ask for beer money , or a lift to the bar...i never refuse...its what us English people are here for...

You must be loved in your area aren't you?
wildrover  98 | 4430  
21 Apr 2010 /  #53
No..the love has kinda worn off a little since i threw a large gaz cylinder at the head of a drunk who called at my farm at 2am in the morning wanting beer....

Strange he never came again....
kondzior  11 | 1026  
21 Apr 2010 /  #54
Wildover:

A Pole has to tell the Englishman what what a gentelman is supposed to be? What happend to this world?
If the lady tells you that you owe her something, you do owe her. Even if you do know for sure that you don't. And you never, ever, doubt that female is the lady. Even if you do know for sure that she is not, you behave as if she was the lady. As if there was not a shred of doubt about that.

Unless you are not the genteman but just a macho. If so, I do pitty you.
wildrover  98 | 4430  
21 Apr 2010 /  #55
you are not the genteman

I believe you can be a gentleman without being an idiot....
kondzior  11 | 1026  
22 Apr 2010 /  #56
I do believe you sir are in error. A serious one.
scottie1113  6 | 896  
22 Apr 2010 /  #57
If the lady tells you that you owe her something, you do owe her. Even if you do know for sure that you don't.

You are joking, right? Because you can't be serious.
kondzior  11 | 1026  
22 Apr 2010 /  #58
I do not say that you have to pay any imaginary debt. Especialy in money. But coming to the forums, whining about this... C'mon, gimmie a break...
grubas  12 | 1382  
22 Apr 2010 /  #59
No..the love has kinda worn off a little since i threw a large gaz cylinder at the head of a drunk who called at my farm at 2am in the morning wanting beer....

That's NOT cool!-)Throwing gaz cylinder at a thirsty guy I mean.

Strange he never came again....

I don't blame him ,you are definiately NOT a friendly person.
wildrover  98 | 4430  
22 Apr 2010 /  #60
you are definiately NOT a friendly person.

Being rudely woken up at 2am in the morning by somebody wanting beer would cause a sense of humour failure in anyone i reckon....

I don,t mind helping anyone out...but this is taking the pssssss

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