There is no such thing as a queue in Poland
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- There is a queue here!
- I'm not blind!
- But perhaps deaf?! I say that there is a queue and you walk in and without ...I'm talking to you!
- Mister, why do you pat me so, are you a doctor!?
- You were not standing here!
- Mister, I tell you what - take a bus 125, exit at the Old Town Square; there is a column of Sigismund the Third, so go there and tell him: "You were not standing here!"