You are Polish if...

As opposed to camouflage ones in britain?

Also if you wear big cross on deep decolte with hot shorts pul zadek.
I like this cross.It means the Slavic girl gets tortured for her sins.

lol, i like this one, haha

You got that right,and do not forget politics.

Oh, there are camouflage ones too ;) Maybe that's for forest combat :)

The word is cleavage, Exiled. The standard is not bad at all :)

Politics too. Tusk is starting to propose some controversial measures so they aren't missed. Taxing money 'na lokacie' and imposing fines for every km/h over the speed limit are just 2 of his no brainers.

Yes, if you're a girl and wear your jeans so low we can a) see if you shave
b) it's a waste of time wearing underwear
c) spend the whole time pulling your jumper down when someone walks behind you (hence the word 'pullover', I suppose)

Some do that :)

Thongs are very much for choice. It's like a wedgie.

- You think Mr Bean is funny

- You still watch Benny Hill

- You sit down with the whole family to watch Strictly Come Dancing/ Ski Jumping

you can perform miracles with money, totally defying accounting

you must be first to your seat in an airplane

you disobey direct orders at an airport to stand back

you wave your hand to say nothing has happened, then get back in your car and drive off. I've seen this a few times after reversing into the car behind.

you read this thread, sigh deeply, shake your head and move on

If you can't name a country or city without saying "the" in from it.

"I am from the Warsaw"

What do you say for Holland? The The Netherlands?

You have a tendency of hiding objects so well; you forget where you've placed them.

Yep, i,ve see them climbing all over luggage carousels when they have stopped working at UK airports.

The worst was when I was coming back from Edinburgh at Xmas. In plain English, she told them to stand back but they were so eager not to lose their place in the queue that they just ignored her. It was like bydło (cattle), nothing more and nothing less.

Starangley I found myself eating krokiety with cheese and mushrooms and washing them down with a mug of borsch and glancing at the Tv while M jak milosc was on last night.And now getting impatient for my new polsat card so I can watch kiepski

Croquettes are nort exclusively Polish and are not overly popular here. With barszcz maybe yes but not that much.

- You find your self paying a whole months salary (or more) just to go home for Xmas, and doing the same again for Easter

It was not too bad for me. For some Poles that's definitely the case.

- You find your self wearing a suit and half pissed on Easter morning but 10am

Really? I don't associate that with Poland at all.

Must be a Warsaw thing, or just the people I hang out with

That's probably it. There aren't too many in the suit brigade here in Upper Silesia. Maybe in Katowice but certainly not here in Gliwice.

Everyone in Warsaw is always trying too hard to out do everyone else

Don't forget the laptop!

You complaint when someone consider Poland Eastern Europe.
You scream when someone compare Poland with Russia.


This is so true:-) perhaps only the guys? Pls specific the color, it has to be Black!


This is not right, it cost more than the family house!

and then refer to Scotland and Wales as "England"


What's the big deal about 'soccer'. I was brought up in England in 1970's and we called it 'soccer'. The term was invented by an England captain, FCOL.

It's from the term 'Association' Football, rather than Rugby Football, American, Australian or Irish.

Thanks for the info

Yep wtf is "soccer".

Why the soccer do you keep talking about the WTF?

wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Taekwondo_Federation

PILKA NOZNA.

you meant "PI£KA NOŻNA" ;)?