You are Polish if...

29 Nov 2012 / #421

ancestry, citizenship, language, cultural/ historical awareness and "feeling Polish". Not all are necessary, but just one is a bit to little.

Four out of five, that's enough for me :)

The guy simply tries to arrogate Polishness to himself, in this way excluding people who are inconvinient for him and his ideology.

That's exactly it - if you're not a religious Pole, then you are some kind of evil "destroyer of Polishness and Poland, and promoter of Western decadence" in his opinion. It's nonsense.

berni23 7 | 377

29 Nov 2012 / #422

you have the endurance to watch your national football team every time, even though they havent won a meaningful game for over 30 years
your idea of a healthy lifestyle is szmalec, golonka, alcohol and cigarettes
you can down a bottle of wodka and still talk and walk straight
you hit things thinking they will start working again

Lenka 5 | 3501

29 Nov 2012 / #423

you have the endurance to watch your national football team every time, even though they havent won a meaningful game for over 30 years

How could I not?It's my duty :)

your idea of a healthy lifestyle is szmalec, golonka, alcohol and cigarettes

It's not a healthy lifestyle.It's the healthiest :D

you can down a bottle of wodka and still talk and walk straight

Depends on the bottle.1l is to much for me.

you hit things thinking they will start working again

It's a proven fixing technique :)

Marysienka 1 | 195

29 Nov 2012 / #424

Ok now I stopped believing in my "Polskość".
I hate football , I like smalec a bit but know it's unhealthy, I don't drink vodka and I know the hitting thing works only on old electric installation. shaking is more useful. Or turning off and on.

berni23 7 | 377

29 Nov 2012 / #425

I don't drink vodka

i stopped believing it too, you must be russian ;)

hudsonhicks 21 | 346

29 Nov 2012 / #426

Is this about real polish people from actual Poland. Or the American wannabes with a grandfather from over there?

Marysienka 1 | 195

29 Nov 2012 / #427

vodka

It's not me, its English (UK) spell-check.

Polish people in Poland are Polish and do not need to prove their "polskość" we can joke about it.

berni23 7 | 377

29 Nov 2012 / #428

i might as well add it to the list:
you firmly believe that wodka was first fermented and distilled in poland

Marysienka 1 | 195

29 Nov 2012 / #429

You forgot to mention - you are devoted fan of a discipline there is a chance a Pole can be a champion.

berni23 7 | 377

29 Nov 2012 / #430

you mean like synchronized swimming and ballet? ;)

Marysienka 1 | 195

29 Nov 2012 / #431

more like cross-country skiing, ski jumping, handball, sailing how is "strzelectwo", "rzut młotem" i "pchnięcie kulą" in English?

We didn't have synhronized swimming team in London Olympic Games , or if we did they didn't do through first round.
"rhythmic gymnastics" could be a bit, but ballet ? :P

berni23 7 | 377

29 Nov 2012 / #432

shooting, hammer throwing and shotput.

you are of course right, and not to forget volleyball, even though they failed terribly.

TommyG 1 | 359

29 Nov 2012 / #433

and not to forget volleyball,

handball and speedway:D and ofc,

you can down a bottle of wódka and still talk and walk straight

These are all very true:D