Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!?

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*get's all red and puffy, smoke comes out of ears*

Yeah, and Germans have a temper. Not sure if anybody mentioned that. :-)

Not really that much, I lived there for a couple of years. Hell anybody has a temper compared to a Canadian.

Ever see how we treat our polar bears?

Teen shoots polar bear[
nationalpost.com/todays-paper/story.html?id=2204155

Imagine how we would treat somebody we don't like.

just a random German guy

Ah they are all bark and no bite.

It is nice to see the different cultures assembling on a Spanish beach...
the Germans getting up sometime when everyone else is going to sleep to put their towels on deck chairs.
Somehow a German thinks his towel turns into a flag of some kind when abroad, giving him exclusive rights to these public deck chairs.
Then some hung over man (no names cough) stretches out down the beach. The only thing he wants to hear is the sound of the ocean.

Then some nasty piece of work, Ze Deutsch man, DEMANDS HIZ CHAIR!!!, you can see the vains bulging out of his forehead as you wonder what the hell he is talking about. Ze ToweLL! Ze ToweLL, it iz MINE! now you go!

Having a hangover from hell and not wanting to deal with this you reach around and find that in fact some inconsiderate dope did put his towel underneath you.

And with one swift moment you have pulled the thing from under you and set it free in to the air flying down the beach.

The last thing you hear just before you turn your back on him is "Now you GO GET MY TOWEL!!", once turned fully around you hear some curses being efficiently muttered and trailing off the direction of the towel.

And then you hear the waves lapping again and all is well with the universe :)

lol, wtf

AUSTRIAN! (Vienna I believe going after the dialect)


Didn't you see THE TOWEL!!

Seems that drugs are available in Germany as well.

And now your average German kid.
youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0

Someone probably corrected his english one time to often...

Liked that one...

:-)

I recognise that accent and that expression.
August 2000?
Sorry about all that BB, you know the way it is...
.... ah, yeah you don't, you're German :)


My goodness, That kid is popping his top.
What the heck does he want? to play a game?

Maybe BB can correct me, but I think he is spazzing because somebody did him in during an online game, or he has a slow internet during the game.

I think that's it. Kids are little bas.tards wherever you go though.

Yeah...I would say the second possibility as he complains quite loudly that he wants to play the game but can't like having a to slow connection.

Dude, how the hell did you find me? :D


Actually, that was an actor (I like the humor though), he ran a TV show called "das Echte Gangsta", he tried doing this to show obsession with video game. Backfired :D


Stereotypes aren't supposed to be true :P

I'm really having a good laugh, this is too hilarious! :D

- Educated
- Rich
- Neat
- Perfectionists
- Arrogant
- Boring
- Hate Poles with a passion
- Look down on everything that lives in the East
- Secretely dream of taking over the world

WOT???? WE.ARE.SO.NOT.BORING!

Who brought you two world wars alone in the last century??? Countless thrilling penalty shootouts and Nena????

They say a picture tells a thousand words but they were not thinking of German efficiency when they said that.
(actual cover of Polish magazine)

Ja gut, but the topic was about german stereotypes not of polish fantasies!

don't forget Erika



by the way..when will you pay us the billion dollars for destruction after war?;p

Edit...
And who said it was only a Polish fantasy? eeeewwwww.
Is she a bit of a sex symbol in Deutschland?

BB
Well, he was asking about sterotypes. I, for one, consider Michael Kessler quite interesting. And you.

That's a Polish magazine cover, isn't it?

You want to rule the world, so you start the war but eventually get beaten and lose,
so you grow bitter and commence with planning the next war, which you again start
and again you lose. BOOOOOOOORING!

;)

Well...I dunno about that....behind Merkel you can see the title of the polish magazin Wprost.
So it's definitely a polish fantasy! ;)


Meanie!


That doesn't count, no stereotype!

Yep, mistake Doh!


So it is a Polish stereotype of Germans for the potato cover on the German magazine.

Yes, I consider myself quite interesting too...


Why so complicated? It shows definitely the hidden secret polish lust for german chancelloresses (spelling?)...

tell me some stereotypes for the German people

Germans love the Hoffmister.

Germans fighting.
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