ukpolska 10 Nov 2010 / #1I love my Wednesday mornings where at the National Veterinary Institute here in Pulawy I have a group of Professors for conversation lessons. This is the only teaching I do now as I have no interest in teaching any more but I do this as most of these people are friends of mine.Today we were discussing the common cold and remedies for it.I asked one of the professors what he uses for a cure for the common cold and proudly he said that he had an old remedy that had been handed down by his father and his father's father before him.So rather intrigued I asked him what it was, and he replied, "extract of penis and I smear it on my top lip and chest".After I stopped spluttering on my coffee and with the rest of the professors rolling around with laughter, I gathered my composure and asked him what he meant, he explained... I go out in the garden and collect the exact (sap) from the "pinus radiata", (Pine Tree), and make a paste with it and I smear it on my top lip and chest.
pgtx 29 | 3094 10 Nov 2010 / #2"extract of penis and I smear it on my top lip and chest".I go out in the garden and collect the exact (sap) from the "pinus radiata", (Pine Tree), and make a paste with it and I smear it on my top lip and chest.lol...he got ya...!
wildrover 98 | 4431 10 Nov 2010 / #6So thats why my Polish girlfriend never got a cold.....she had lots of extracts....! !
ZIMMY 6 | 1601 10 Nov 2010 / #8As long as this subject has been broached, here is my health tip for women: sementherapy.com
ZIMMY 6 | 1601 10 Nov 2010 / #12insanity and rabies?Usually sensual tingling, followed by a rush of naturally produced dopamine, oxytocin and even prolactin. Frequently, the woman will utter words, "where am I" and "I never knew it could be like this, am I in heaven". An automatic request for a repeat performance is inevitable.
dtaylor5632 18 | 1998 10 Nov 2010 / #13"where am I"You misheard them saying "where is it"..."I never knew it could be like this, am I in heaven".I get it, you're giving them chocolate...:D
ZIMMY 6 | 1601 10 Nov 2010 / #14You misheard them saying "where is it"...Please don't share your problems in this forum.you're giving them chocolateOnly after they do my laundry.
dtaylor5632 18 | 1998 10 Nov 2010 / #15Please don't share your problems in this forum.Yes, It would be a big problem if I could actually hear them asking you that!REALLY BAD MENTAL PICTURES.....THROWING UP DINNER :(
wildrover 98 | 4431 10 Nov 2010 / #17But never the full dosage?Dunno....she worked late quite a lot...??
wildrover 98 | 4431 10 Nov 2010 / #19as it happens...she did...do you think maybe she was looking for mushrooms at night.....?
ZIMMY 6 | 1601 10 Nov 2010 / #20Yes, It would be a big problem if I could actually hear them asking you that!I would only question why you would even think about hearing a woman talking to me under these private circumstances. hmmmmTHROWING UP DINNER :(lol, well, that's your vivid imagination at work!
dtaylor5632 18 | 1998 10 Nov 2010 / #21as it happens...she did...do you think maybe she was looking for mushrooms at night.....?She could have been, did she ever come home "tripping"?
wildrover 98 | 4431 10 Nov 2010 / #22did she ever come home "tripping"?dripping a few times...but i guess that not the same is it....?
wildrover 98 | 4431 11 Nov 2010 / #24She was a strange girl...she actually got pregnant from eating bread with too much yeast in it....well , thats what she said....it wasn,t mine anyway...i had a vasextomy...
wildrover 98 | 4431 11 Nov 2010 / #26How much should you take....to ensure you get a really good dose....?
wildrover 98 | 4431 11 Nov 2010 / #28and what do you think you will be given ...if you go in the Apteka and tell them you need some pinus...?
joepilsudski 26 | 1387 11 Nov 2010 / #29So thats why my Polish girlfriend never got a cold.....she had lots of extracts....! !Exactly, and this is good: you and your friend are practicing and using holistic health remedies!...But, you can overdo it, and you will find that she will no longer get the positive effects...Let her let you know when she feels 'under the weather' and then the extract can be used for the greatest effect.
Polonia1 3 | 52 11 Nov 2010 / #30discussing the common cold and remedies for it.As funny as ur story sounds, unfortunately there are much more tragic yet funny Popular remedies, especially in rural area's incl. dog fat......you dnt see many stray dogs in rural Poland. Unfortunate practice, Its a shame such backward practices still exist........I also heard on many occasions the health benefits of urine, e.g drinking and rubbing on ailments.