link please.
Why so serious? Can't we have a bit of fun?
Disclaimer: I'm only posting this at your request ;) nothing malicious meant by this post, all in good fun. :) :)
lectlaw.com/files/fun23.htm
Strange U.S. Sex Laws
Piece of advice though, if you ever decide to visit Ames Iowa, God knows why you would want to this but if you do warn your hubby that after lovemaking he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or while holding you in his arms.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.