After this demonstration, I asked her if she wanted to chew mine. She declined.
You should have specified that you didn't mean the nails. You might have been lucky that day :)
Did he charge you extra?
I hope he did - they looked like those stringy sprouts the cooks add to the spring soups in Asian restaurants. This adds a bit to the value, no doubt.
I think they noticed that the pizza was baked pre-cut by a very dull utensil. They would also have appreciated the glazed topping.
Do you think it was rude of me not to tell anyone else about it?
I think you served your countrimen by increasing their protein ration while on military duty. In other countries it is considered heroism. It was courageous and loudable, Havok.
Also saw a mechanic gnawing a pork chop bone, as though he were a Pit Bull!
I think it is the other way around. People for centuries were trying to artificially select for dogs which look like humans: chiahuas, chupacabras, pitbulls - all are just human faces. So, that mechanic looked munching like human and pitbulls "synthesized" to follow our natural deviances.
OMG, you should have asked her to kiss your ass lol
Not her, it would have been my wife or gf who would have to prove my "cleanliness" to be honoured to eat out of the dog's place. I was alone there that night.