RevokeNice 15 | 1854
30 Aug 2012 / #361
how about their native land - India
Will the Indian government take them back? Perhaps the EU could give the Indians a bone and sweeten them up. Give the Roma a hundred large per head of population as a resettlement grant.
Or, we could do what the 90s Czech government did and pay them to get sterilized. But that's stepping into seriously dodgy territory.
I remember a while back France was so fed up with the situation that it ended up giving each gypo 500 just so that they would go home. Our reporters took some interviews asking them if they would go back to France again. They said "Of course, but not right now, maybe in a few months or so. They gave us 500 euros to leave. It wouldn't be nice of us if we went back as soon as we left." :-D
Our judges have started to give them suspended sentences under the condition thatthey leave the country at once via repatriation grants. Nothing to stop them coming back, mind. But it plays to the gallery. Even makes it into the official deportation figures released each year. Hilarious stuff, really.
Madagascar plan
Not a bad idea. If they are giving out repatriation money too, I will spend a week on a sunbed and change my name to something more Romani and head off with them. Open up a wee beach bar and spend me days in the sun. O'Romas.