Post Polish slang phrases here!

Post any Polish slang onto this message board with their meaning and use in a conversation or situation. Does anyone have any???

I think the most useful word is :
zajebisty(male)
zajebista(female)
Zajebiste(something)

it means extremely good, great:)use when u like sth very much, or happened sth very nice.

sometimes is used in ironic and sarcastic way, when uve done sth stupid other can say "u are zajebisty/a!"

so.......

talking about sex ...b/g to g/f

on jest zajebisty
g/f to b/f ona jest zajebista

both together

ono jest zajebiste
sometimes is used in ironic and sarcastic way, when uve done sth stupid other can say "u are zajebisty/a!"

so......
talking about sex ...b/g to g/f

on jest zajebisty
g/f to b/f ona jest zajebista

both together

ono jest zajebiste

is that correct

That's correct plg.
sadly but true.
You don't need our help anymore.

I don't think i have mastered Polish in 4 months Krysia?

Either you are very talented, are working very hard at it, have a good teacher or are just lucky.
You are doing well. But speaking it would be another story....

all 4 i think krysia

i take that as a compliment

jestem utalentowany"
pracuję bardzo ciężko nad moim polskim <
(ja) mam dobrą nauczycielkę
mam szczęście" lub mam farta"
i tu mnie masz, mówić to co innego, ale nie jestem zły

ale jaja

Waaaw plg your polish is absolutely fantastic:)

really

well lol i have Gosia to thank ( what i mean is- Gosia translated for me) only the ale jaja is mine (so u could say i cheated)

but i ahve a good teacher then-GOSIA

so what you should say or can say is........................

waaaaaaw Gosia your polish is absolutley fantastic (and her English i may add, better than mine in some instances, them big words she comes out with and her grammar. lets not go there)

heheheh

and krysia what do you suggets for polsih pronunciation

no smart alec comments please

OK, plg. Try to say this:

" W Szczebrzeżynie, chrząszcz brzmi w Trzcinie"

It was nice of you to admit the truth behind your sudden knowledge of the Polish language.....

i cannot as i'm still practising this one
Dżdż" -

"W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie"

"Krzesło z powyłamywanymi nogami"

"Nie pieprz wieprza pieprzem Pietrze, bo przepieprzysz wieprza Pietrze."

Well, that means you might have a problem saying my last name:
Szczepańska

ale sie podjaral - he got very exited

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz hehe nice name:)

Last day i tried teach some english people this name was veeeeery difficult:)


====>Krzesło bez nóg, its easier hehe:)

the dreaded SZCZ

my nightmare

i cannot say hi and the number 6 in polish hehehehehe there the exact same to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't confuse "please" with "piglet" either
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i dont know please (well have heard that one) just never got round to practising

piglet? i'll check that out today

so please and piglet

i take it they start with cz sz or something similar

i know there are loads by looking at polish dic'

Please - Proszę
Piglet - Prosię
Practice those two or you might get in trouble calling someone a pig.

well..........i have dupek ( easy to say) and kutas ( very easy to say )lol

and speirdalaj ( also very easy to say)

and cipka ( very easy to say)

so if i want to be very rude in POlish - i need not worry about one little piglet

heheheheheh

so it has one sz (thought so)
i also dont like the - ę

may be because we dont have in english alphabet hehehehe

i'll get there im sure

at the moment im parring myself with people that have spoke english for ten year

so krysia( and i know how to say that- very easy) come back in 9 years and 8 months and then judge my polish. i'll probably be very much a POLAK by then

so NARA KOCHANIE for now

Nara

it only works in Polish. hahaha. good one

The best thing I've found to help pronounce "szcz" is sound it out like freSH CHeese

My polish friend taught me to say this,its a bit of a tongue twister but i got the hang of it in the end.

" W Szczebrzeżynie, chrząszcz brzmi w Trzcinie"

Please can somebody Polish translate this for me?
A to pierdolona wiesniara z niej nakopie jej do dupy szbciej niz posprzatam po niej plzda glupia.

what a fucking bitch she is; I will sooner kick her ass than do cleaning after her, stupid cunt

many thanks how you doing by the way?
That was quick

That was a good translation certainly delivering the meaning.

Just gonna add that "wiesniara" is more like "peasant girl" than bitch, but in this sentence these two are pretty interchangable.. :)

i hate the word MASAKRA. i bet it's one of the most frequently used Polish words nowadays.whatever happens people say masakra.

Masakra...

Where does that word derive from - does it have any meaning ?

'Massacre'

in other word

'Sajgon' (pretty obvious)

Thanks